Stoned Ramblings

oh fuck ohh fuck... i used those vape balloons... im going to motherfucking die.. oh fuck oh fuck... damn . id s coughing fit from that shit.

 

you are sexy. i remember. i think you had a video posted at one point as well. and what is it the kids say now? it made me "thirsty"
lol. im hip. im with it. get lit fam!

 

Wait... Are you looking to play some Dungeons & Dragons? Table top rpg?

 

Well not dungeons and dragons no. I was going through a box and I found a few figurines that would be from a war game and I remember when I was a kid old the old folks would be at the pub with a map on the table rolling dices and measuring distances with rulers etc. And I think these 4 figurines belong to that sort of thing.

 

That does sound like risk. I think. Although i dont recall rulers

 

might be another tabletop rpg. hubby has some Warhammer figures, but he gets the heebie jeebies when he tries to do detail work, so he never made a lot of progress painting them.

 

I prefer a sugar/water mix in a supersoaker, sprayed onto their roof and walls and let dry. every ant in the world will soon be congregating there.. and if you're in texas.. cockroaches as well.

 

Haha yea would be something like this.

 

Im kenny rogers and this is jackass,,, 4:20

 

But, do you know when to hold and when to fold em?

 

I was walking the dog before and there was a sign saying road closure pedestrians go << that way. Well it wasn't the way I was going and I said to myself pff I ain't letting a sign tell me where I can and can't walk.

Anyway about 100m up the road there's this guy with his cute little stop and go sign and he's shaking his head at me, I see 7 witches cones and I look behind me, early in the morning no car in site. I walk away from their work site, onto the road and he says "merrmerrmerre roads closed". And I said well the foot walk is closed, not the road.

Merrmerrmerre roads closed. So I was stopped at this stage. I look behind me again, no cars. I look at my dog who's get anxious of this guy. I look at the guy and start shaking my head too and then just toddled off walking again. and he grunts "if anything happens it's on you".

Nothing happened because there was nobody around lol.

 

I use to like my boyfriend in Guyliner sometimes...

 

its Thursday you guys....I had to look

 

ive recounted how I went as mick jagger a few years running for Halloween at the bar

ive told how I went home with scarlett Ohara one Halloween....mick jagger and scarlett Ohara making out on my balcony of my townhouse I the rain at 2am....waisted......she wanted to continue out in the rain.....I wanted to continue up in my room.....I should have stayed outside....maybe would of been one of y more memorable nights sexwise

nope...like a dope a take her upstairs and as I am undoing her antique scarlett Ohara bodice or whatever that fuckin lacy laced thing is called......and....like a fuckin dope I call her my ex girlfriends name....Jackie.....this girls name was wendy….they were both waitresses at the same bar

she stormed out...made me call her a cab....called me some names that weren't mine either

 

Like... Bob, George, Mathew...

 

closer to bastard, goof, moron


so this is the camera to the ferry lineup...I can check both sides...this shot is the very back and you can see it goes beyond the camera...meaning 1 hour lineup

second one is the city side where you can see it is alost full too..only 3 lines of cars plus a few trucks will fit..fml

 

And now I am in the ferry line up it's only one boat long so that's not so bad... And now for some gobbledygook

Here we live Doppler pink lingo for Plain Dealer color blue if your snaps. Skip buckinghamshire clear bun tablet and keep a cab or can t Get Lucky

 

That sucks man! If you're still alive P) just get plenty of bottles. Stuck the fridge!

Lit AF :-D