Stoned Ramblings

I secretly love him

 

my cat who passed while i was preggers with Oz damn near scalped me once. he wasnt mad at me, he was just scared, he was on his leash on our stoop and the neighbor walked his dogs past, big mean dogs, and he did not have control over them at all. they attacked didymus and smashed my front door open. of course he was all slobbered and still stuck on his leash, so i was trying to unhook him. when i did he needed to escape/ run, and he went up and over my head. i have a visible scar about 1.5-2 inches in from my hairline (and i part my hair in the center, so its perpendicular to my part) about 2-3 inches long. but the REST of that nights slice and dice runs longways on the left side of my part. that scar has to be 4-5 inches long, but im not going to shave my head to check.
i probably should have had stitches, but instead of bothering with that (and having had head stitches before, they SUCK and i dont want them anyway) i used a bandana to keep the wound closed.

but that same cat would run off foxes and dogs for the rest of his days.

 

I pity the poor bastards.

 

buddy gave me a piece of finger hash today...handed me a huge piece and told me to ''take some''....I said ''I dont want to appear greedy''...he said ''be generous''

so I was...pulled about 2 grams off his humongo piece.....

 

Looks like your dog ate your stash?

 

I was on the phone when I about crushed the bones that hold my left eye in place...it never did swell shut though. It does look awful. This goes down to my cheek bone, and no I'm not about to post a pic. I don't even want to look at myself. Tomorrow I go to my acupuncturist appt, and I'll have to be careful how I lay my face in the pillow with the hole (for your face) as I'm certain there isn't one to accommodate for such foolishness involving only the left side of your face.

I was talking to my friend when I did this...and after it was determined my bones were intact and there was no blood, he told me when my money came in I may better just go ahead and set up a hospital bed. lol smh

 

Well I'm up and ready to start my new part time job this morning. I have my purple steel caps on, my new hi-vis shirt and black cargo pants. Meet my new site manager, my new project manager and my 3x employees. just having a coffee and then be there at 6.

Its weird to think I have two managers, but then I manage 3 others.

 

I've done fell much like that ..not stoned. just happen shit. ..

i think that is why I stay stoned.
I never fall that way.

 

seriously!!!! What the actual fuck is that about?!? Every single time I've been injuring my back and falling, burning my hand, crushing my eye bones and cheek, etc etc etc...I'm never high!!!

good grief. I could almost see it if I had been high - but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm straight enduring this shit.

I've been trying to fix that situation here lately though.

hehe

 

Ahh the trades life. Rock up on site a 6, no one here.

 

maybe the body reacts to a much comfortable position when drunk or high.

can be like the drunk person doesn't get hurt in a wreck

 

I usually feel like all my muscles just slowly ease up when I'm drinking. Relaxing.

 

At what speed is it safe to drive into a tree?

Virginia Man Totals $300,000 Sports Car 1 Day After Buying It

 

I have lost track on if it is molo or lynn that is winning the injury race.....it is so close....neck and neck

or

sprained neck and neck.....I was thinking of sending lynn some potent dope ut maybe I should send her bandages

didn't molo also wipe out while on the phone?....the 2 of you should get jobs at the dynamite factory so you will be out of those dangerous homes

 

Depends on the angle.

 

you know when you see these dudes in a cartoon leaving the battle and they are limping and all fucked up and bandaged and sometimes 1 has a wooden leg?



that's how I picture the injured posters arriving at the hip get together

 

I feel like shit run over twice this morning.

 

you dont really hear ''I have some good shit'' anymore....maybe I will bring it back

right now I have some good shit


I like it

groovy

bitchin'

ace