Stoned Ramblings

I could use that on a cold winter's night.

 

I guess according to the story Im the mayor of Mckees Rocks. haha. Now I know they wouldnt use my video cause its clearly full of curse words..

April, lol..

 

other tweets going back to December 2017, just tweeted the news calling them fake news, they walked right into it. twitter don't lie..

 

Punk rock fans are the best in the world, I'm sure some dead heads might disagree but like that's your opinion man.

 

I thought it was a crossection picture of an inner sexual organ at first glance.

 

the broinlaw isnt cooking anything today for mothers day, dont think he will clean the yard up either , hasnt cleaned it in the last 4yrs. raining today,, of course thunder had to wake me up at 630am, one these off days Im going to sleep til noon..

 

Discussing new policy for the Stoners Lounge. We will be keeping the CHAT thread themes, but the thread will be open longer than before, past 1000 posts, we'll make it to 2000 now.

However Holidays could sneak up on us and the thread may be closed in-between to create Holiday theme chat thread..

You can chime in on this idea/policy if you like or dislike this idea. Thanks.

 

My only complaint is I will have to suffer that much longer with a song in my head when the chat thread references a song

The Seinfeld reference has been a nice break from having the same song in my head for 2 weeks lol

 

tremble rat is a chihuahua - because no way you can call that abomination a dog
toilet trout is a turd
awesome as cheese is an inside joke with me and some now gone from my life friends (because everything is more awesome with cheese, so cheese must have awe-inducing powers)
and chill af, well, that's modern, i have no excuse for that.

but I ain't a home-boy. and I don't keep nothin street.

to put it another way 'burnt out ole cracker cain't do that shit.'

 

Somebody once told me
that
I'm never gonna give you up
because
I'm a barbie girl
and
Everybody was kungfu fighting
because
It's the final countdown
but
Hakuna Matata, it's such a wonderful phrase
so
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive

 

Lol, who did this?

 

Drinking early today, I need a bit of a buzz to not be miserable mowing the lawn. And I have to do it soon in case it rains. Won't be able to do it after about 5pm tomorrow for a couple weeks.

 

.... hummm.

 

damn this bitch thinks water grows on trees.. Wtf!

 

Maybe she is dyslexic and thinks trees grow on water...

 

Dog was just attacked by the shower curtain. (old curtain) I have folded up on the shelf. It decided to unravel and fall on her, while shes was laying on the floor. She bolted out of there and then turned around, ready to kill what ever it was that didn't kill her first. Its crinkling sound is making her growl .. That was entertaining.

 

8:43
that a big blast off Jupiter..

 

hes busy digging gardens.