Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I must be on drugs because there's some kind of Stoner talk actual stoner talk in the stoner lounge..

 

um I WISH!

 

My best friend in high school had a jacuzzi tub and I remember the jets would always get mildewy and would collect clumps of hair so you had to clean them really well

So to me they just seem like one more thing to clean lol..no thanks

 

Yeah they get nasty and then you're supposed to use this special cleaner stuff, which is just one more thing to buy.

 

Hey if you just deal with it and got used to the bacteria you probably wouldn't even need a flu shot.

 

Soooo, this chick is also a vegetarian. What am I meant to make for dinner?

 

I'm cool with the bacteria - I'm bathing in my own filth, anyway. It is just the gross build up that comes out that makes me bail out of the tub haha.

 

Roast some veggies and toss it with some pasta. Sauce or just butter and parmesan. Boom.

 

There's a nice line of scum on my bathtub at the moment where I obviously fill my bath to. I ain't afraid of any of that though, I just wipe it away.

 

I was thinking pasta too, but I always add bacon to my pasta.

Maybe pizza, they do vegetarian pizzas...

 

I asked her and she said she probably won't even eat much so we can do something small.

Which is great and all, but I eat and I don't want something small ya know.

 

What about those roasted veggie pans you do, I've seen you post pictures..I think you called them by a specific name but I cant remember what it was

Then you could offer that to her but also do a cut of meat for yourself

 

vaccines are not good for you. besides , your putting your immunity in the hands of some non descript lab somewhere.
and it says right there on the bottle " one immunization per lifetime"

 

Sorry, I could hear you over the sound of not dying from polio.

 

Irm reminds me of Sarah Conner in T2.

 

Vegetable lesagne?
Thought about that too, but id have to go shopping. Which I could.. I settled on mini pizzas made from muffins, that way I can eat what I like and she can put whatever she needs on hers hehe.

 

In a world full of Kim Kardashians, someone needs to be a Sarah Connor.

 

Kick some ass bitch...kick some ass.

 

I am.. The Irminator