Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Thankful my date canceled. Worked to much last night and drank beers to late.

 

I've honestly suspected as much

 

I'm a real person!

 

I have no idea who Casey and JoJo are, but I've seen the name twice in the span of an hour.

 

Honestly wouldn't bother me if someone proved somehow I was a simulated hallucination. The idea doesn't freak me out because if that's what life has been up until now, then it's still going to feel the same tomorrow if I want it to, so what's the problem?

 

I don't think they existed before today. It is a glitch in the matrix.

 

Doug Lubahn, Studio Bassist For The Doors, Passes Away At Age 71 | Chad Tyson | 102.5 WDVE

 

I keep trying to take doobie picture for this thread but I either smoke them and then remember that I didn't, or I take a picture and notice my nails are too dirty. Like i feel like I clean them twice a day and they're just perpetually dirty.
It's just earth really anyway. Fresh earth.

 

these feet prints in the yard..
your thoughts, anyone? Because I'm not sure.

 

Debatable...

 

looks like raccoon ..

 

They almost look like raccoon, but I don't think you have those....

 

No raccoons in England.
My guesses were squirrel, stoat, maybe rat, but I think too big for rat.
I just know there WAS a rat. A fucking vandal.

 

I should have put something for size. It's about an inch at the widest point between toes

 

Something about the idea does seem preferable to the slow, decaying deterioration of being an animal growing old.

 

Well... now you know what their footprints look like.

 

Long night ahead of us. Wifey getting her tattoo soon, just about to head out there.