Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Cross post. snl skit
Ive to wonder the writers got this on time for this.
4:20

 

Why does Woody Harrelson do such a good Joe Biden

 

Twice in my life (it stands out to me because it seemed so odd at the time) 2 different guys have went from being my friend to acting like they want nothing to do with me because I laughed at them over something or other.
That's never happened with a female friend though.
It's how I weed out the weak : p if you cant stand me poking fun of you and laughing at you a little we dont need to be friends anyways

 

Larry David omg..

 

It's been 5 months 9 hours 42 seconds since I left home
It's been 5 months 9 hours 42 seconds since I let go
Do you miss me in your sheets do you miss me in your bed
The way we talked all night, the way I gave you head

Lesbian break up songs are way more cuter

 

Hey Stoners stopping by to say HIGH

Hope everyone is well

 

I’m in Maui for thanksgiving with my daughters

 

Hi Wynd. Miss ya..

 

Wild thing I remember !

 

Hey ww

 

Tattoo guy just made her look a ton more realistic. It's supposed to be me. I think she's more seductive in his portrait rather than the drawing we tried to emulate.

We're going to get both versions printed and we'll see on Tuesday night what fits better. I'm hoping for the left version with more body. Also no runes, but I'll draw them up to fill in the gaps for another time.

 

miss you too orison

I have a new bulldog named Bentley he’s 80 pounds and two years old (well not so new)... I still have the Maltese/ poodle too

 

Just 80 ? He be beautiful.....is he protective?

 

He is super protective a great Security dog for sure ..he is pretty scary in a full run or full growl lol first really big dog I have owned and wow I love him soo much and cannot believe how wonderful he is...
Also he loves pup cups at Starbucks and the egg bites with Gouda he only gets to go on the weekends for his special treat

 

Now we have a Florida Woman to worry about...

 

I just organised my first off road battle. Linko at work says he's getting the Tesla 4wd, single motor version. We shook hands on a 4wd through the mountains.

 

She looks guilty