Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Our toilet does that at work I think after 15mins. You just need to wave your arms about.

 

Ugh. I've been in my bath maybe 3 mins and my head opened with sweat and feeling good but I realise I haven't smoked my bongs yet. So gotta get out and choof now.

 

had the same cough, so does everyone else. got a pan with steaming water and inhaled for a few minutes every day. its getting better

 

Aiiight that set me right. now I can think about the venue food. I usually get the chicken bites. Kind of like a chicken nugget I guess but they have some sorta buffalo chicken flavour. I'm not 100% sure it agrees with my digestion but then again tbh nothing does anymore so I'm going to eat the chicken.

 

if you saw where and how those chickens are raised you'd never eat them again

 

Yeeeah, nah I probably would hey. The way I see it, if that chicken lives a bad life and gets cooked up and I don't eat it, then it's life was a complete waste. It would do me more comfort to eat the chicken and before I moved back home and was able to farm my own eggs (which I don't eat because eggs are gross) from our own farm (which is nothing like you're imagining) I would also buy caged eggs for the same reasons.

 

I worked a repair/shutdown at a sausage plant...the pigs are shocked, bled, and killed. then what's left of the carcass goes up a conveyor belt into a machine that makes a whining grinding sound. bones and all. what comes out is a milky runny stuff that goes right into the sausage grinder, with spices to cover up the taste. bon apetite

 

well, back to the show

 

Oh you're talking about the actual quality of the meat lol.

I'm a farm girl, I already know all the tasty food is basically lips, hooves and assholes and it doesn't stop me one bit lol.

 

ewwww Irm

 

Coming from Germany, generally the sausages are pretty good. You go to the butcher you're getting a real sausage, maybe not the supermarket deli section but independant butcher, got you covered and that basically is our street food in Germany and Austria, bratwurst and chilliwurst and any Thuringerwurst so we make good sausages.

 

send me a couple pounds

 

I'll give you some sausage

 

I better get outta bath and ready for a quick hit out on my table before leaving.

 

Eggs are not gross food that I would put into the gross category would be things such as clams and oysters yuck

 

And shrimp shrimp is the worst

 

Oh yeah to hell with seafood I can't do it. I can do squid and lobster and stuff but not anything else. I really tried to like a fish meal last week and no matter how much sauce and stuff they marinated it in, I could still taste fish.

I used to eat eggs like scrambled eggs and what not but for whatever reason egg has become like fish to me. I can taste it and I just can't stomach it, or the horrendous smell actually that's probably it tbh. It stinks. And so does fish.

I don't hate anyone for what they eat but I just can't do fish and eggs. I have eaten the chicken foot though and that was okay lol.

 

The footage of the woman rescuing the koala bears from the forest fire in Australia is amazing

 

Mmm that chicken was good.

 

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