Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I don't eat a lot of bacon but when I do I buy it from the General Store out of a big blocks from the butcher I can buy one slice or I can buy eight slices or whatever and they know me down there so they make sure that they are all consecutive slices

 

My Samsung tablet kept having apps installed on its own how we go to my banking website and the next day the banking app is installed on my tablet like what the f*** is that I had to actually Google to find out how to prevent Google from f****** with my tablet

 

4 organic over easy eggs in residual bacon grease up ...... mouth watering flavor

Dang I'm hungry

 

Timmy will just take a 5lb package of precook bacon from work and split it with me. if not they will throw it away.

 

from the electrical group. after I said something yesterday. lol the power of suggestion..

 

Nothing happens when I click that video it just gets large like a photo

 

thats cause its a screen shot. I tried to catch the end before the control button went on but missed it.

 

Barstool Sports

barstoolsports review the-mandalorian.

 

My voice hurts because I been rebel yellin all night at the bands. been cool fun as, the chicks are waaaayyyyyy looser at a country gig. Fuck metal and their introverted chicks that can only stare. I was in a 5 way chick pit front and centre shakin our butts and slapping our knees

 

And dat just happen to be memory #1 for my new hat. Officially baptised in smokey BBQ pit flavour hehe.

 

infused?

 

Opinion: There’s more to Iran’s protests than you’ve been told

 

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yuppers

 

Lol these big massive guys with the big guts they have all the same dance moves. They grip a imaginary steering wheel and drive left and right.

Or they're pulling cow tits for milk I haven't decided yet. funny shit though. Errybody super friendly and drunk.

This is the most fun I've had at a music gig in looooong time. No all we need is some actual good country music.

 

Yeeeee000000000

 

There's this one girl big ol ass and a cowboy hat with cattle tags hooked on. Sunburned arms. She a real worker.

 

Its been a while since I've posted any pusses. So, here are 4!