Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Words are insufficient of course, but I'm thinking of your sister and everyone involved right now.

 

I love when I'm trying to learn to sing a song and for months I'm tripping over the words and then you nail it and from there forward it's just easy.

 

I definitely have some sort of virus.
I'm just laying on the couch and my body is just totally fatigued. I just had a icy pole because my mouth is being stupid and tasting weird. I should probably let myself fall asleep.

 

Good morning

 

I have a zero temperatures today but it looks windy

 

Bob Tickets today..

 

find the Highlight from Buddy smashing the quarterback with his helmet Brown Steelers last night you got to see this

 

It's sad that Venice is being flooded but it's a great opportunity to see more on news guys standing in water up to their waist giving news reports why do they go stand in the water if I was a newsguy I'd be no f****** way I'm getting into that water it's disgusting look at it

 

I just watched now.

Sometimes I feel like if one side has one player penalised and the other side has 2 players penalised, then the fouls should not offset because its 2-1 the other team should get like a half distance.

 

I got my pink leopard print body suit in the mail today and it's totally not what I thought. It was meant to have legs, instead I have like a female Baywatch swimsuit in pink leopard print and that kind of thing is totally not my style at all. I only cared about the legs. Disappointing. Now I have a wedgie onesie. It does not work with my black skirt. Epic fail. I could possibly cut the arms off and use as leggings...

 

haha. they are lucky this store carries the part. sucks Ive to drive to mckeesport , probably a part in lowes, but fuck lowes .. Ill buy it where its supposed to be sold from a mom and pop supply house. I wonder if the dog is still alive. its been a few since Ive been out here..

 

pissy at the deli. wheres the fat? why are all these pork cuts, every fucking one of them lean. if there isnt a 1/4 inch of fat on the cut its worthless.. who the fucking wants dry pork. oh Im mad at that shit. the best part is in the fat. that's why bacon tastes good!!!. what butcher school yinz go too..

 

Comedian named Jerry Garcia on Bob and Tom this morning it's his real given name

 

He is actually named after Jerry Garcia from the dead LOL his dad was given $50 to name of Jerry

 

Trusted mushroom cultivator Hitler video meme. its pretty funny if you know shroom tek or dont..
A TC in a Noob Thread

if you go on the corner of the video you can adjust the size of the text on screen , make sure to hit done

 

pay pal off the pornhub.. looks like they took no nut November a little to seriously..

 

Rod Stewart has a railroad set up that took him 23 years to build and is interviewed in this month's Railroader magazine

 

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