Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

When you're 13 and she's 16... She's old.

 

Pete and Meliai are missing...makes me wonder...

 

Well im pretty sure Pete has a thing for blondes..

 

Rolling, did you hear about the people hit by the go train today?

It was my sister and one of the kids she works with. Took her to hamilton by helicopter, she's stable now. Lots of injuries but hopefully no brain injury. We'll know more tomorrow.

I drove straight through in record time.

Fuck. This is the worst.

 

sorry to hear. That sounds awful.

 

Sorry to hear that eggs.. how does one person get hit by a train there what happened

 

I I'm sorry to hear about this keep me updated brother anything you need

 

Alexa and WQED is listening I was just recently talking about how cat Stevens converted to Islam and now he's on WQED..

 

.Sorry to hear that, eggs... Hope for the best.

 

Out of respect for eggs I will not post the article but apparently his sister is pregnant and has suffered life-threatening injuries.... they were struck near an intersection right in town

 

I heard a whole article about Alexa listening to conversations and apparently at any point you can say Alexa delete what I just said or Alexa delete everything I said today

 

Blue bloods another joke show.

 

Yeah, 13 weeks pregnant. They found a fetal heartbeat and will do an ultrasound tomorrow to assess.

So many news articles have incorrect info, it's driving me nuts.

 

Well I'm racing these back roads trying to save my life cause the sheriff wants to kill me cause I fucked his wife I was on the run with a gun in my hand cause I like good time and a one night stand im goin straight to Hell, ain't nothing slowing me down. I'm goin straight to Hell, so you'd just better get me one more round.

 

Taking wifey out to brunch today. Malaysian.

 

My good outcome thoughts are with your sister and her unborn child.
We're all with you and got your back Eggs.

 

Fae would fucking rock this Cobra Baroness costume for Halloween next year. Or any other day she chooses.

Just thinkin
Just sayin