Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Michigan hunter mistakes friend for squirrel, shoots him in face with shotgun

Upon investigation, it was determined that a squirrel hunter saw movement next to a tree approximately 20 yards away and shot at it with a 12-gauge shotgun, thinking it was an animal.

 

The Daily Show coverage of Cheney shooting someone in the face is one of my favourite things that has ever been on tv.

 

these people got me physically ill arguing with them. there is a reason 22 veteran kill themselves everyday. draining me. such hurtful people at this point in my life. I dont want to see them again.

 

comedy commercial on the radio for Hot Dickens Cider

 

I read something yesterday about the VA messing up the GI Bill tuition/board payouts for a ridiculous amount of veterans. The article said this one guy had to choose between public transportation to school, or food, every day. That's a sad set of circumstances. I wanted to reach out to the guy and tell him that there's probably a food pantry on campus or some kind of voucher he could get, but the reality is I don't know him. He doesn't know me. And in any case, he should be covered by his GI Bill.

I hate arguing. It almost always results in hurt feelings or regret for me.

 

i used all those benefits up, so that dont apply to me anymore

 

goofy friend once shot me in the back.. But family stabs me so its ok

 

Unprecedented levels of rage have been achieved. Red alert. Pilot to bombardier.

 

turn around please my knife is stuck

 

I maka da ragu sauce

one recipe says a spoonful of used coffee grounds as a secret ingredient....gives it a roasted flavour...most call for nutmeg …….I like the coffee idea......anyone heard of this?

 

Happy one to Neil today.. 73yrs old ..
Nice timely post with Cheney.

 

His house burned down in the California fires. He came out about Trump's environmental policies.

 

tree huggers like bunches of trees together without firebreaks. with their heads up their asses for beauty, they cost more in forest damage than any loggers ever could..

 

I got a cool t-shirt with that on it.. It's a Summerset scrumpy

 

I need a pic of it please

 

I'm about to go full fucking Office Space on this printer!

 

dont ruin your shoes

 

lol