Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I never realised how many queer folks we have around my area until I joined fetlife. Now I changed my actual profile to reflect some realism and I'm getting some followers and friends and they're from pretty close to my area.

 

wasnt much going on in the club because it was raining but some of us took advantage of that, maybe the last time get outside nude in the rain like that. its was pretty fun. then I dried off and went into lounge and gym area where I saw this playing on a video screen. there often porn and others regular movies. its so big you get lost there the first time, but big also means empty when there's not much people, but then its more personal .. anyways. this was a video I saw on one the screens. lmao..

 

at the dispensary they thought I was a Traffic Cone. no, Im a pumpkin.
Ive orange rain coat like crossing guards wear ..
Traffic cone
Crossing guard
Candy corn .
I say where you get candy corn at? Ive nothing white ..

 

Here's a fact it is squirrels that don't carry rabies LOL they just did a whole when squirrels attack on Inside Edition and they said if a squirrel bites you they don't carry rabies so you treat it like a minor wound but they showed squirrels totally pouncing on people

 

In a major wind event. Worst has come past tho.

 

Major wind here too but it has not hit yet but the rain blew out my basement pump so I'm on my way to buy a new sump pump

 

Funny how well that hat suits you




I'm only joking!


(Green is not your colour )

Joking again

 

I sent that your way... There's more to come.

Freezing here tonight too.

 

Booorrring

 

Its the weather thread

 

Yeah... we had to hide our weather posts in here so you wouldn't bitch about it.

 

I have a weather forecast for VG

Hot. It's fucken hot.

 

@VG...it's cold.

 

Two cups of coffee and I'm back on the road
About 80 miles to Memphis is what the lady told
She smiled and thanked me when she picked up my change
Said, you have a safe trip and stay outta the rain

The song on the radio, it used to make you cry
I only heard the last verse, then it passed me by
I asked you long ago what you wanted in this life
A long way from Memphis, you became my wife

The coat you wore last winter was the only thing you left behind
I know it's warm in Memphis but you might need it some time
It's 40 mile to Memphis but it's best to pass on through
It's the only thing I took away that I can give back to you

So I'm looking through the windshield
Holding back the night
I'm looking through the windshield
For the morning light
I'm looking through the windshield
With no end in site
I'm looking through the windshield
For the morning light.

 

I grew up near what the call the flats, ain't too many people knows where it's at. Can't hear the highway, can't see a way out, I guarantee it ain't nothing worth crying about.

Daddy left us all back in '91, left us all wondering what it was we'd done. I'd stand in the yard and stare down the road.. I guess I must have missed it now I just don't know.

Got the broken promises
Got the broken home
Don't break yourself on a heart of stone

I married a girl I met in Tennessee, the baby didn't make it so neither did we. I still think about her but she's fading fast. It don't do no good dwelling on the past.

I call mamma every now and then to say I'm coming home but I don't know when. I run into daddy but it's been so long, I don't tell mamma. I don't let on.

Got the broken promises
Got the broken home
Don't break yourself on a heart of stone

I got drunk with daddy just the other night and he said he was glad to see I turned out alright. I hear people sayin' "like father like son" .. I don't think about it much.. but I worry about it some..

A heart of stone.
Don't break yourself, on a heart of stone.

 

I used to know a man who was happy all the time, if you needed some help he'd give you his last dime, but I'm a child of the times and that don't work for me because when I walk into a store I want everything I see!

Everybody says if you want to get ahead, you better make some more money, better bake some more bread, but I don't if that's right, don't know what I believe cause the more money I got the more I need!

Another day another dollar
Another day.. More money's all that matters
Every day hear me holla
I need some cash in my pocket!
Just to make me feel better.

I wonder how I'd feel if I gave all my pay to somebody in need instead standing on the street every day, well I think about it some but not very much, you see I'm just too busy always chasing a buck!

I walk through this world in loneliness and greed, I'll never make enough money to get me what I need and if it came by luck, came by piece of mind well I can bet a million bucks it was a poor man's dime..

Another day another dollar
Another day.. More money's all that matters
Every day hear me holla
I need some cash in my pocket!
Just to make me feel better.