Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

They printed it upside down.

 

That's just the site. I didn't edit the photos before posting so they go wonky for some reason.

 

˙ǝɯ oʇ ʞo sʞoo˥

 

Oh wow parua in with the funnys. Thursdays setting up to be alright here.

 

She got it from her Dad... He lives in Australia.

 

Jennifer Aniston was clearly the best Friend. Check out The Good Girl.

 

I've only seen a handful of friends episodes. It wasn't really my thing.

I guess the shows I watched were Seinfeld, everybody loves Raymond, just shoot me and Becker. I didn't like Becker though it was just on.

 

What is really beyond the pale is that I am quite likely to read all of them and keep up, more or less...and then not post anything. Its like my mind is tabula rasa, at the dayum beginning. I think if I'm just going to say one thing...I want it to be something. I don't know what exactly, but I don't want to be boring so I figure my blank mind needs to go on to bed.
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See I'm really laughing because I can relate to @rollingalong so much.

I wish I were a grandma but not so much it worries me or anything because my boy is a well adjusted, happy man. But its not like hes an old man or anything... it still could happen, but seeing as he has told me never intends on having children, I may need to put that wish to rest. ha

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@Irminsul, honey every time I post a picture that I have edited, it makes no difference.;..HF is going to turn it sideways or upside down or however you took the picture. Truly, I always, and I really mean ALWAYS edit all my pictures the moment I download / update off of my camera.

Its only been after I post it here that I recall how I first took it.
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@Meliai I wanted to tell you that is a fabulous Halloween costume you put together there.

Very very good. :thumbsup:

 

Yinz need Jesus.

 

Dang Ori that is a beautiful Jesusman pumpkin there! :O That looks like art. I wish there was a candle in there lit up ... if only for a moment. I'd love to see the effect that would have.

 

Yeah I had 2 gotosleep firecrackers earlier tonight, after an entire day of visits. Starting at 9:00 the occupational therapist arrived for her appt, and at 4 (she said she would be here between 2 o'clock and 3 o'clock so she appeared at 4. I'm not lying. hell I didn't care. Its been raining all day (ALL DAY)...not a hard rain but at times it would get bad and pour down. Like when the lady (I'm thinking girl) left. It was at the moment that this nice young woman (whom I wish my son would meet ) chose to leave.

Lord have mercy, I like every single one of these women that have been put together to come "attend" Mama or visit so as to keep apprised of Mama's "condition", or to make sure there weren't more cats here than should be, or whatever you call it. I don't care. I mean, I really don't...the house is clean and tidy and I'm keep it up with no problem...but I simply cannot keep my vacuum working like it should. I've had it 7 yrs. Maybe that's the problem.

So I've been looking on Amazon for another vacuum. I've looked at dayum pages and pages and pages of vacuums and all I find that I really like and think I can use is another one just like I have. But new.

 

.it seems to be a common trend in the Irminsul household that the truck keys go missing every few months. Now when find them I will go and buy this thing I found like a key dock station and you can put a keyring on your keys and press a button and they'll make a noise and can be found in the house.

My Miss was the last to drive the truck but she doesn't know where she put them.

 

Check the freezer... For some reason my ex always lost her's there.

 

I've already checked there. . And the fridge and everywhere. This has been going for like 7hrs now lol. I have no idea. I have one possibility left.. To turn the two bags of cans and bottles for recycling upside down. I've skimmed the top, and I also did a test drop of some other keys to see if they could make it out of site. I'm sceptical and it'll totally be a waste of time if not, but I have literally looked everywhere.

The only other option is my friend somehow took them.

 

They aren't still in the truck, are they?

 

No the truck is all locked up. It's not under the truck. They're not on the grass or outside or near rabbits. They aren't in the garage. I've checked all the drawers in the kitchen where they'd normally be around. Fridge and freezer. The bloody microwave and dishwasher  l the bin, couch, coffee table under the tables under the couch, In the couch.. The toilet. Bathroom and all cupboards. Study, main room, under the bed... Our bags and purses about 5 times.

 

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

 

Actually it's along time running joke that Irm took no offense to, and neither should you

 

Military minds think alike.