Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Oh and also with my pool, I have made a representive side and called the venues champion of champions. Our team also gets to play in the state wide champion of champions. I gained over 50 state ranking positions AND I'm also expected to make the state side for North vs South Bavaria. (south side here)

See, I knew I was having a great season which was statistically my best, but when push came to shove I came out way on top of it.

I also got to play with my new cue again, this time it was that little bit longer, it played awesome. I sank 3 balls off the break, was potting long shots and my backspin was phenomenal. It's all because now the cue is the right size for me and I can follow through correctly.

I haven't got it yet he is spending some weeks polishing it all up for me now that I have accepted. I should probably get it at the new venue competition. It's where all the players that are sponsored by the venue compete against one another.

 

Poor little sob story neon. I'm well aware of how you fight and then when you get your ass handed to you, you play the mental awareness card. I know exactly how you play, boy. You wanna play we'll play, but I think you're a real deadshit and don't really want to get into with you. So I'm going to block you so I don't have to read any of your dumb shit, cool?

Cool.

Phew. Well in all honesty, I'm not going to miss anything.

I learned all about morons and deadshits on my camping trip thanks to our English neighbours who called the drunks deadshits and morons. Some funny shit, I love that accent they make anything funny. And Garry, we'll call him Gazza he said they were all morons and deadshits. and I even had to stop him from knocking out one of them, but only because I was afraid he'd fall in my firepit which at that point was glowing red and furious.

Anyway since I willingly invited one of them, but only because I knew him online, Gazza said, look I know you're friends or something with this guy but he's just a deadshit and he'll run you down" and he wasn't wrong either, so kind of a similar situation really.

They also showed up to camp with nothing to cook on and no drinks and no weed and they wanted to use mine. I said no way, I had plenty of drinks but fuck that. Once the whole "deadshit" thing hit me I realised it and I wasn't going to be taken advantage of neither, so it was a good life thing really, I did a few things I'd not normally have done and stuck up for myself in ways I'd never had. Probably just going to make me more arrogant with more of a 'tude but it is what it is.

 

Fascinating

 

I don't play at all. I am what I am. And that's all that I am. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. You have a lot of experience, you presume, but you haven't experienced me.

 

You're too insecure, irminsul. You really were the champion.

 

What else did I do.

Oh yes I made the trip to the Externsteine a few times to the top to see the Irminsul. Always special, but I did this all on my own this time, it was that personal connection I wanted, so I jumped the fence and toll booth at early hours to sit with it. Always respectful though, I left my can on the grass teehee.

Our firedrum was always kicking ass so with that and the stereo lights we had people dropping in a lot. Our neighbours made us this unbelievable meal of pork and roast potato and veges. I mean I make that all the time but after near 2 weeks camping, it was like the best thing ever. All slow cooked for 6hrs and I actually managed to stay off the mdma all trip too because I wanted to save for home use, but I took a lot of weed so was still smoking and in that new friendly environment it was really cool and I got a few buds from people.

They all tell me 'this is the best' I dunno, my tolerance is through the roof, so it's all the same to me, but I nod and say oh yep true it is awesome. Then internally laugh.

When I got back in from the pool final, the next day all my neighbors were like did you win did you win?? Yayy! It was worth it then! It so was. they didn't want me to leave, and I think I missed a good night too but is what it is.

Next year I'm prolly not inviting anyone. They're all deadshits. bought a camping fridge and meat and nothing to cook on.

Bought a brand new swag, threw up all in it.

I'll just use the whole site for a car park next year, but no more this, selling it to people I don't really know lol and the funny thing is I have friends lining up for it all the time, but camping with friends can be friendship taxing. Actually doing anything with friends can be taxing I know all about that lol.

 

@Orison

 

LOL. Glad your back Irm.

 

Well tbh I wanted like 3 months lol but I reset pretty well. We'll see.

I especially missed posting our alien friend memes hehe. They've had some crackers too.

And all the sports teams in my life were winning when I was gone so if they start losing I'm outta here.

 

That new Avatar is a photograph of a rabbit from some children's story I don't know which one Peter Rabbit Maybe? Anyways I took a picture of it and upload it for my avatar but it just kind of looks like a brown blob to me can you guys make out that it's a rabbit?

 

F*** from here it looks like it could be a turd LOL I'll be needing to change it

 

I was literally about to post that I loved the new rabbit avatar

 

It's not Peter Rabbit. I recognize it but it's not any Beatrix Potter

 

Looks like a hare to me anyway

 

dopey Canadian forgot that rabbits and hares are not the same and also if you like it that is all the validation I need I will keep it but I think I will try and get a clearer picture of it and also the artist is from England this is the back of the card with the information and it was a birthday card attached to a gift from my sister

 

Aaahh yeah i've seen those cards.
Looks so familiar that I think i either have one somewhere or someone I know does.

 

It looks like a goat to me. Especially in those eyes haha.

 

Now that I know what it is.... It looks like a brown blob.

 

All tuckered out with a squeaky in his mouth.
I wish he was like this all the time. Too exhausted to fight away from all the cuddles. Teehee

 

He's come back a bit of a horn dog, humping everything.