Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I am just getting ready to get on the boat and should be home in 45

 

Watching the breaking bad movie. & It doesn't suck..

 

I didn't know there was a Breaking Bad movie.

 

I heard that was quite good!

 

Well that was an awesome few weeks!

I just got back from camp. I asked the kennel nicely if we could pick our dog up at like midnight. So we did and then we drove home.

Whoo I'm absolutely exhausted. We lasted like 12 day I think at camp which was awesome fun as usual. We got a puncture like 3km out from camping so had to change that on the road and organise new tires after a few days which we have on the truck now. There was different folks though than normal that had bought or rented other folks camping lots so different crowd, actually probably more tame tbh. So we smashed that. I had to come back mid way for our pool grand final.

Well we won our pool grandfinal cough cough fucken, Irm won the pool grand final. well I won the clinching frame let's put it that way. No shit, I don't need to draw this out but I played one my best shots ever in competition that back spin kick right busted up my 2 yellow balls tied with the 8. Anyway, the whole room went up in applaud. Then when I won it even more so. I never been picked up and hoisted before. It was awesome.

Then 1 quick drink at home venue and I drove all the way back to camp lol. Got in like 3am, parties still going off. I went to bed but when I woke up grabbed my first drink of the late morning, went and sat in the sun. Nothing had sunk in yet. Then I said to myself vocally... Champions.. And then it sunk in.

And then I basically just had fun for the next week. I invited this guy I know from iRacing he drove 10hrs with 3 mates and holy shit I kid you not he was soooo wasted and made so many enemies, his mates just packed up and left. Sank over 6000€ in gear for the week too. Didn't last 3 days. and we had these new English neighbors umm English but one was Welsch and yeah, I fucken stuck it to them all week too  we had a great time.

Anyway so just imagine this English accent right and he says to these guys "look, you lads have come.. Completely unprepared.... And your camp site's shit."

Well I was in hysterics for days, it probably won't ever leave me. Other than some walk about I pretty much just sat my ass in the 8mx9m square we had. I was like this is my camping, nothing.

We did get hammered by some strong winds for the first few days, enough to break our tent we found out when we took it down. Gift from God if you ask me, I don't have to clean it out now I'll just throw it in the trash.

Now I'm back in my usual place, a bath. My back is killing me, one reason we left a bit earlier.

The solar panels and stereo worked perfectly. Tbh I didn't even use my battery, I used a friend's and never touched mine once lol. I was able to charge and use at the same time during sun times, it was pretty wicked awesome. I'm already pencilling down our 2020 upgrades, camping fridge mostly. And of course a new tent. This might be fine in a forest or hmm a valley but not on a little grassy plane that gets smashed by winds lol. It was so bad that me and my Miss sat in each corner with our legs against the pole to keep it from collapsing. Eeep.

True dat.

How's everyone else fairing?

 

Lol.... I don't expect you to look back and read 55 pages but the important thing that you missed is that today is my birthday and it's really good to see you

 

Yay !! You're back!

 

0o0o0 happy birthday!

Has it been 55 pages? Lol, I have 55 alerts too. But that's all history, I'm not going back to sad times.

I'll be around. I didn't actually find another forum or anything, I joined some fetish site but it's pretty lame, though I met some interesting characters that live close to me, so in that aspect it was cool cause all y'all are far away and stuff so we can't chill, whereas I am only hours from these other people with a specific interest so it would be easy to make new friends. But I'm not interested in that now at the moment anyway.

So yes, there is literally no forum on the internet once you try and get away from HF for a few weeks lol. Like nothing similar. I could have joined like a nascar page or special interest but all they do is talk that special interest so it gets dull. Like I poked around and was just bored. So I concentrated on pool and that worked and I got some other stuff in my life done too. I don't want to look at the yard though when it's light outside. I know I've got a lot of yard work ahead of me. And unpacking this trailer but lucky ya know we packed dry and the tents going in the bin so nothing to set up and clean really.

 

Glad to have you bok! Irms.....

 

Man you got no idea how good a bath, shower and microwaved KFC from the highway 4hrs back really is.

I hadn't had a shower since Wednesday, I was on wet wipes and a cloth with water from the stove pot. We ate really well, we mastered pizza on the camp stove but I guess no snacking, once my water weight sheds I wouldn't be surprised to find I lost weight. Good. I'll just have to tone up.

Omg and I layed on our bed and it's so comfortable. Our air bed needed a fill after 3 days but we always forgot.

Now I'm just watching some TV. feels strange only 10hrs ago we were in a forest in a tent and now I'm back on the couch watching TV again. but I will have my memories.

 

It all depends upon what you ate.

 

God the truck needs a clean. Was a trooper though, she lugged our trailer and a full tray no probs, enough power to drop a gear and whizz past the trucks on the forest roads. Only problem we had was the puncture that we had to figure out how to change on the side of the road which that part was easy it was figuring out how to get the spare wheel out was the hard part lol the tools made no sense to me ended up having to like make a long rod out of three pieces and then that goes into a chamber I never knew existed, hope you find the right spot and then twist and the wheel slowly comes down. So they was an excursion and I have 4 new tyres now.

I knew I had driven over something but wasn't sure then like 30secs later all the alarms are going off low tire pressure and then I made it to a shop for food but when I got back it was dead flat. I was due for new tires anyway hehe. I ended up with All Terrain Bridgestone tires. The lettering is white and I asked for it to show outside but it came out blue which I really like but then I read that will wash off sooner or later to white.

 

The other thing you forget you have when you come back from camping is space. Once our tent and marquee went up we had a small corner for a toilet cube and you had to squish past the truck to get to it. Boundaries lol.

My dog is exhausted but I can see he's been looked after really well so that's good and I just checked on my rabbits and they're all good too, I bought and filled gravity feeders for them, tested for a week then loaded them up and hoped for the best. Still have water, still have food. Still as cute as a button.

Here's a photo of one of the paraletic drunks snoozing in front of my camping lot lol. The speakers worked well! Very well! Lights up our whole site.

 

Oh but Irminsul, you said you were leaving. What happened. What made you come back. And all of the other questions you'd rather avoid.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Broncos won today, Duh!

 

I wore a John Elway suit to school in the fifth grade and was relentlessly mocked for it, so don't tell me about the Broncos. My dad was never really into football, so neither was I, but maybe that should be my favorite team. I did wear the suit to school. lol

 

Is that coming from the same guy I heard was being a whiney little faggot because he felt it was his fault I'd left or something. And it went like this.. Err it's my fault, oh boohoo I'm sad, err wahhh.

And now you wanna talk shit?

Take a hike bozo. I don't care which little character you're trying to portray today.

I said I was taking a break to concentrate on my pool grand final and my camping and your little nuances of acting all upset over it aren't fooling anyone so don't try and act like a hard **** or anything aight. I kept in contact with folks. You don't know what I know.

 

Damn straight.
Now if we can beat KC on Thursday night, we got a whole new season on our hands.

 

You're such a phony lesbian, calling people queers and faggots. And, by the way, the exact opposite of what you heard is what I said, so, trust your so-called "friends" I guess. I said that it was in no way my fault that you left. And I couldn't care less if it was. If you're going to present yourself as this tough competitor, none of what your humble narrator says should actually bother you, as I actually am not looking for a fight.

And I'm not talking shit. That's all just something you're assuming about me, like any commoner. No, I think it would be extremely shitty if you left all your so-called friends out to dry, as if it were just some message board and these real people didn't actually mean anything to you.

God, you're such a wuss. Just over a big championship win and you're arguing with me. If you actually knew me, you'd kick yourself in the ass. But keep pretending that you do, if that's what you wish. Are there any other homophobic insults you can think of?