Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Don't recall wanting to do that.
I've a dlr on standby for years..

 

We haven't had a single day that feels like fall yet. It was 96° today; we've had three straight days of record high temps.

 

Just came back from the dollar store in town where I purchased some of those tin foil stove burner liners and this is why y
The other day when I bought them I meant to buy a small package which come in tens and a large size package which come in sixes are the two different sizes of burn but silly me but all small ones and I am OCD about that kind of s*** I just had to go back to the damn store and get the proper way I can't wait to get home and install it.... In my Walla Walla Walla Walla Wallet
Funny how making or composing text makes me think of songs

 

Its 84f raining here..it 7pm

 

It's been raining here for the past two days. So cold and gray. It relaxes me.

 

It's been really hot here too though, I'm sick of it

 

Oh, sorry. I was being insensitive, so I deleted it.

 

Dod says they looking over my resume and cover letter and will be in touch with me soon..

What the hell are they taking about? I never sent them a resume..

 

If we want to see your resume we don't need you to give it to us we can tap into any computer in the world... DOD

 

Friend just came by with his new puppy that's only 4 months old and thing is almost as big as captain already it is an old English mountain doodle

 

I was close but Mcfuddyied up the details.
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Roll posted about a Halloween garage door decoration decapitation.

You had idea with your lawnmower running over a Steeler and you needed to find yellow sweatpants. Lol

I knew I wasn't that crazy.....

 

Da feet really give the puppy scale

 

I'm suddenly reminded of that PBS Nova episode B-29 Frozen in Time, And yes I know it was a B-17 that crashed in Connecticut that killed at least 7 with 6 injured

 

Grrr.

 

I dont have the spare junk lawnmower anymore. I pushed it down the alley hoping the goofy crackhead would take it and he did.

 

Goofy crackheads do have their uses

 

GIVE HIM TO ME!!!

 

Also @Pete's Draggin' is "mcfuddying" up something a thing now lol