Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Lmao. Twitter ceo was hacked. His account is twitting #nogger. But the other one.

 

Surgeon verified my hernia today basically by saying "holy**** that's huge... Does it hurt"

Nah... Having half your guts hanging out seems normal to me.

 

I hope I never have a hernia.

 

I hope I never have a severed penis

 

Well that escalated

 

Lol

 

Well both sides of the border have a long weekend what is everyone e doing? How about the UK? You don't hear a lot of holiday weekend talk coming from the UK?

 

Pat the dog! Pat the dog! Pat the dog!
Scratch my ears! Scratch my ears! Scratch my ears!
Please play with me! Stay with me! Play with me!
Oh Jessie..
It's cold outside
And I'm not coming home
I don't know where I'll be
When the morning comes
Yeah Jessie you're a good dog
Please don't follow me
Just go on home

 

All my life I have said 'pet' the dog .... No I am curious what do other people's say? Or should I say what do yinz all say?

 

Pet the pet dog

 

Hungover.

Need to fly in a few hours.

Must force self to puke.

Fuck.

 

Dorian's a 4 now

 

UK doesn't have a Parliament anymore...guess they'll celebrate that.

 

remind me how far from the coast are you inland? And how far north of Florida state line?

 

On the way through Atlanta this afternoon, I rode for about 2 hours with a convoy of power trucks from Duke Power in Indiana. Of course, they were headed down to stage somewhere and wait on the destruction.

 

I'm a good 3 - 4 hours inland. And a 6 hour drive from Florida. We'll just get a lil rain here

I'm going to the beach this weekend but the coast of SC wont see anything from Dorian until Tuesday or Wednesday.

 

most the lightning storms are on the edge of the hurricane. the eye core its mostly water..