Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I wish you all upgraded to the Samsung Galaxy Note 10+ so we could play catch phrase together.

It really is a fun phone and I love the stylus function.

 

No one can afford your rich games.

 

Just to replace your stylus cost more than my entire phone haha. It has an incredibly shity camera I tried to get a picture of the horse trailer today and look barely see the f****** thing...

 

It is just the left of that old truck

 

Left my front door open in the dog left his food unattended it's funny he does not mind the chickens eating his food but of another dog goes near it look the f*** out..

 

I can see the trailer. But yeah, a pretty useless picture : )

 

My phone is a 3 year plan so I won't really see or miss any money lol, it's actually cheaper than my old phone plan because it's over 3 years.

 

androids are practically free here. 29$ - my bill is only 40$ .. now Ive 2 other assclowns in the house with shit phones.. I could get all 3 on monthly for 99$ .. but assclown one pays 50$ and assclown 2 pays $80 .. assclown 2 is my gf with a broken iphone, cant reddit, cant send pics in text or gif. its fucking boring ..

 

Made another batch of infused butter so that I could then make a batch of butter based oatmeal cookies..... Used 47 in just under a pound of butter and then used 2/3 of the end product in my cookie recipe I made half of them with white chocolate chips and oh my God they're so good I want to keep eating them but I can't .. these are expensive cookies

 

Cool.

 

not sure still on METV saturaday mornings. I once caught it often but not anymore.

 

i almost stocked shark puppets just like that in the shop but we got dinosaur ones instead

 

Spoke to my cue maker. He's going to use the front end on another project and use the front end of that project, for me. so. I'll get my extra inch and he won't lose business.

 

not sure why Im awake .. only slept a few hours.

 

I am deadset so fucking pissed off over my 2nd pool game. I won fair and square and the adjudicator says I hit their ball first to sink the 8 I says no way, he says oh well then it hit the same time. And I said cool, so advantage to the playing player. I win. And they call it a loss. My opponent came and gave me a hug and apologised. I didn't argue. No fucken point but it pisses me off so much.

Other than that, I won my first game. Played well. Played super well in the 2nd game too I was up by 6 balls had it won. Won it.. Called a loss. first game though, clutch 8 shot bottom left pocket. I looked at it once and knew I'd sink it. Perfect hit.

 

men and women everywhere are jealous if only it was so easy for them...


I have rain this morning a nice and steady rain ... We were desperate for it

 

Karmas a bitch. I played the same guy again, he sinks the 8 and the white ball slow motion to centre pocket. Pauses. Drops. Thank you! Retribution haha.

Team has won today. 2/3 for me. Should be 3/3 but whatever.

 

Some woman in the states fell 80 feet off of her 6th floor balcony when she slipped doing an extreme yoga pose likely for the camera

 

It was in Mexico
But I hate how yoga has been so perverted by instagram. It's such a personal practice kinda thing, not something to do to show to the world how hot and bendy you are

Granted, it was perverted by westerners years ago but Instagram has taken it to a new level