Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

To be fair, it is fairly tricky to slaughter the non-live ones.

 

okay, one of my cats does this for real. lol (except I put these videos on our flat screen tv in the living room) It's so cute.

 

the pre-rolls I have seen are all just giveaway ones from the reservation and they are fine I also know that you can now Buy pre-rolls and I am testing the industry on the way to make sure they get to your house fresh...that is supposed to say I am betting that the industry has a way of getting them to your house fresh f*** it's just easier to reset it with the phone then to retype it​

 

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said: “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women."..

 

That would have been perfect in the Bond thread a few hours ago...

 

I had to go in for a late shift tonight. Have a cycling crew in at the moment. They cycle all day and then they eat a lot and drink a lot.

I notice a trend at work where, if one of the longer standing people at work call in sick, well that trickles down the supply chain and then all the newer people sneak a sick day in a few days later. Like it's some sneaky offset, motherfucker, I invented that shit when I was 18. ain't fooling no one.

 

I have 3 males I a collecting pollen from to pollinate their ates...

black dolato
blackberry hammer
gods biker kush

I have females of gods la cookies and of god-bud that will cross as well....I will do 1 branch on each...maybe 2

last year the pollen went bad in the freezer so wish me luck

 

Its usually a red ring. but since our president is orange we accommodate..

 

I sent the meme to my Chinese friend.

 

We got our wedding diary yesterday. it's sort of a Celtic feel to go along with our Viking wedding.

 

Off for the first morning walk.
I'll have a yogurt on my return.

 

Mike J Fox has died..

 

It was Trump.

 

15min walk done.
Cool.

Now we need to remember everything we did in 16 months of marriage to record it in our diary.

 

not on the news yet brother..and wik has him alive

 

da name...haha..