Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

yea...I have evolved.....it wont happen again.....and I came to realize the unsettling part when sesame street memes with drugs began appearing....I spoke up about it in this very chat

 

@YouFreeMe i'm a good guy....honest

 

I have no doubt about that!

 

you should move in then?



lol I had to say that come on....thats funny

 

my buddy and I had a whole conversation about how neither of us could adjust to a woman in the house....set in our ways and all

 

I agree.. I crack up when my sons visit...

 

i'm a bit disgusting in the morning when no ones looking haha.....

I dont mind subjecting someone to that a few times here and there but not every morning....I would have to change my ways lol....

.if a woman knocked right now and said ''take me to bed''....I would have to say....''how about I take you to couch because I don't have a bed''

 

I can offer a fake fur rug in front of the fire though

 

couple new media pics are a bit blood curdling....they make gramma underwear for a reason ...should I not say that?........

 

I agree lol.

I got all the vacuuming done but it left me really sore in my back and joints so I had a warm bath and then somehow found outside playing pool. I have state trials next weekend so I need to get back into it I really want to make it through first round for my first time.

 

My wife has a course all day today, so I'm home with the kids. Not 100% yet, so wish me luck haha. The kids may get spoiled with TV today.

 

I think I od on too many pills here very soon I'm off to lala lands. 

 

sprinkled snow here yesterday for about 2 seconds

 

It was nice and 20c last weekend and now we have snow showers too. nothing to settle much though.

 

I got more than an Annie Sprinkle. This shits Fucked my weekend up big time with outside chores.

Yesterday Saturday late morning


Today's Sunday shit.

 

Omg! That's crazy....

I dont do very much at all country music... just heard this on the radio... loved it..

 

can not open the front door here for second without some crackhead doing something stupid ... every time..

 

This dog is being featured on my morning news they've had it for six months and have an adopted it yet 2 year old pit mix it's gorgeous

 

is this a joke?......we in north American have heard drunken assholes sing this song in bars for years...it is huge here..….jimmy buffet and that song are very well known.....dudes entire carreer is because of this one song