Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

hey sometimes that problem is just due to a ''lengthy process''.....ever try and jam a javelin into a mouse hole?....takes a few tries sometimes

 

lol....if they drive exactly your speed they ''some kind of freak'' too

 

I only get like this when I'm in a hurry. When I'm on schedule I'm a gentleman in traffic. This of course frequently angers people behind me who are in a hurry As happens to me when I'm in a hurry and behind someone who's clearly not in a hurry and being overly considerate to crossing bicycles, pedestrians etc.

 

Sliding sideways around corners makes people get out of your way....

 

Sharpened my axe last night and it helped a lot. I think I could shave with it now. Belt sanders are useful.

 

i took the axe, what the fuck am i supposed to do with that? it's all bloody and it looks like it's been in and out of someones back, blood on the handle dripping down the neck, so i grab that bitch like heheheheeeeee.
who wanna get halved up by this half wit? who got a gang of problems and don't give a half a shit, bitch. You can fall victim to Irm's double headed fury, don't be scared be worried, man.
SO i had that axe and i lost my friggin mind on these two cops that pulled up behind me, they knocked me down tried to handcuff me on the street so i started whackin em with it like a butcher chops his beef
Oh Gooooood
another cop show up, so i took the same axe and i put it through his forhead, two more dead bloody and dismembered now i put the axe back in the shed and that's all i remember...

 

Almost everything called sanders seems quite useful

 

anyone get weird pms lately?....I got 2....one from a dude asking about lawn care?....first I asked if its code for weed?...it wasnt....I thing that dude may be out of his league here..t'other was some dude wanting to tell me what is unseen?.....complete with a bible quote...him I reported....the other guy may be challenged so I didnt report him

 

no the staff moderator tag probably stops those things. which really isnt beneficial to the site
great to know who the mods are, by looking them up.. But its an easy way to weed trolls and PM stalkers when the mod tags are hidden..

 

yeah oh hell yes. PMs galore atm mostly either supporting my awesome qwerky posts which i grateful for
or
thanks for sexy butts in butt thread.

 

Lol Valid assumption :-D

I suspect the bible quote was a misleading tactic. You would have gotten a dickpic if answered.

 

I think my dog is not feeling well maybe. Last few days he seems down and upset, needy and whiney.
In the afternoon I saw him trying to catch bees but he had a ball in his mouth so he couldn't catch them, he's clearly not thinking straight.

 

well dang Irmi! Get that baby some chicken broth with boiled chicken and get him to the doctor! He is too precious and beautiful and smart to be feeling bad.


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That Captain is such a fine dog, you could put a picture of him up twice a day, and it wouldn't be too much @rollingalong.

 

sorry irm maybe just being a dork .. hope he gets better. ive a pretty upsetting evening with a firefighter false alarms jerking me out of rest when I had a bad day to begin with ..
ive some other things recorded when I was on the phone with the company and im pretty sure its career ending stuff. you cant be calling people faggots but whatever, vfd isnt a job anyways.. when I said Im recording the whole conversation he hung up and then acting like it was someone else when answered the next time. im like dude you are so busted..

 

waiting to hear a shoutout to me on iracing podcast!
there it is!! yay
it's a bit frustrating ti listen to because i know i was the 3rd person in on the team to admin, but it was MY work that put us on the map. my race letters, my write ups and recaps, all the work i did on the league page, the fun races, the polls and requests and the guy in the interview just take over like he's the guy running it. he has a sponsor to pay for his season, i do everything else off my own back. i have created merchandise for the league from my own pocket etc. and still to this day im the lesser known admin. but its weird cause im the one everyone will talk to as well.

i just feel like me and the other guy need more recognition, that's all. we didnt even know about the podcast, he just willy nilly made a commitment, we should have all been on there together.

 

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