Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Bench = kitchen counter top.
Onions = very poisonous for dogs. maybe not in small amounts... but yeah, no good for dogs.

 

This reminds me of the movie The Twilight Zone. During the Vietnam segment, famous lifetime actor Vic Morrow was decapitated from the helicopters blades during filming as well as a child actor.
Vic's last words to his friend before the director called "action" was " I've got to be crazy to do this shot. I should've asked for a double."
That accident changed film making safety policy to this date.
YouTube 2min video shows segment of the decapitation (no gore) They never knew what hit them.

 

Ffs now she's shaking a can of chicken salt to break it down...... No guesses to what happens next? Chicken salt all over the kitchen. She needs a ban for 24hrs it's becoming rediculous.

 

the 2 S' at the end of kiss are banned in Israel and Germany ..

 

I think theres a song for how I feel right now..

 

yeah , im not going to today, i stocked a lot of paper yesterday its good . eat me a sammich and go fishing for a little bit

 

I love your descriptions of your wife, Irminsul. It's very funny. Especially when a rant about her messiness turns into an admission about your messiness.. Hehe. You post as much as you like. No one could accuse you of not having a life. Or they could, but they'd look like an idiot with no life.

 

its been cloudy last days I wanted to get some video the trees at work. now today is sunny and Im not there.. wacky world. getting my shoes on and trying to navigate .. def not in flight condition.but I can walk . little disoriented from to early a dab .. this is a weird high , its like over here minding its own business and then west is not west anymore. what happened to W..
Oh there it is,, over there.. W,, yeah that makes sense now..

 

oh I don't mean to sound like I'm too annoyed or anything. It's rather cute and adorable really. Annoying. But adorable. It's just things that I'm just like *omg reaaalllly*. She's just so blahzay in the real world. Book smart to the max but questionable Street smarts. Right now I heard a bang and an 'ouch' can't even find her way down the hall without banging something. love her to death though.

I'm tired i need intermission from this circus.

 

Oh, you never sound genuinely annoyed. The affection shines through. That's part of what makes it funny. If it were real annoyance it wouldn't be : ) it's cute and lovely.

 

Good morning everybody! I'm up again...and what am I not doing at the minute??? I'm NOT cleaning, which is why I'm (supposedly) up. smh Lord have mercy when you have 10 haystacks, its very hard deciding which needles you can or want to start pulling.

This is awful. I'm making some firecrackers. That should help me somehow. I don't know how, but I'm sure it will.

 

Well if I could tame all of my desires
Wait out the weather
That howls in my brain
Because it seems
That it's always changing
The wind's indecision, the sorrowful rain
Yeah, I was a postcard
I was a record
I was a camera
Until I went blind
Now I am riding all over this island
Looking for something to open my eyes

(I couldnt find the lyric thread and i just need to set the music in my head free)

 

no fishy .. not the right bait for the place, maybe sometimes bass but need a few more spinners wasnt all the interested for the time being ..just get some air.

 

my fb buddy still trying the Verge coin hustle. 250$ coin last year is only worth $2.00 today.. I think its time to give it up lol but im going to hofdl to that 2 dollar coin it might be worth millions someday. yay me ..

 

Yeah probably flu virus not include the year can garlic to cure bowling alleys keep score core kinky Bhajan first lavender hop on avantor kitchen camera

 

Google translate just crashed trying to sort this one out...

 

What's this im looking at exactly?

Also, how do you consume it? Seems like I couldn't roll with that paper anymore..!

 

Communism at its finest :-D

 

that is a blob of butane honey oil captured out of the bull almost immediately after I cooked it it is not yet fully defined if you look close you will see a really tiny bubbles in it that is leftover butane however you just paint the paper and you can roll with it just fine plain tobacco weed weed and tobacco is what I use I'll post a better picture later this afternoon when I finished purging

 

People consume it in a bong with a specially-designed bowl that they heat up with a torch or you can put it into an e-cig vaporizer device or gold school like me and just use a rolling paper to spread it out and you can also just blob some on to the end of a cigarette and it will build a great big clouds of smoke