Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

sucks the pain is back in my arm. totally from job, jerk movement , people saying things to my left and right, me turning head to much. the chair movement. just kinda mad right now cause there are not any eggs

 

Cant wait for him to finally find out. This has been a long time coming!

 

Better go get another load of mulch while it's on sale... Haven't spread the first batch I got yet though.

 

the city gave mulch away to the rich nice parts and fucked us over, like they always do.

 

20 fahrenheit?

 

we been over this before..

 

kelvin

 

haha, i told the miss it looked like hank 3 played a 4 string banjo and i said yeah only 4 strings ill give that a go, and she said to me "cool, i'll break a couple of strings off that acoustic in the room then"

 

Rail cars carrying trash derail in Pennsylvania
I am being punked ,, i swear.

 

Now I just need to settle on the proper way to pronounce your username.

 

like trumps wife without the n

 

one my sisters in singapore for a holiday with daughter sends this picture and ask do i see anything unusual. i said yeah, hw the fuck isnt there anybody is singapore

 

STANWIX STREET POLICE: Man in custody after allegedly leading police on chase in downtown Pittsburgh
I pass under this bridge here, in the video you can hear the machine on it, sounds like helicopter, I said that when driving under it - very same day later news report helicopter chasing suspect . weird

 

It's really nice here: lots of little birds in the pastures. Lots of dandelions popping up. Grass is growing like a mofo now too. Swallows have returned in the barn. Which is a hassle as its also the 'hallway' to the house and they're flying past and over your head.. but they're also fun to host them every year (they invite themselves though)

 

this unit is still running good but I make it bemoece a meme this morning welcome to the internet cute little trash can ac

 

There is a Chinese place in town called Mrs Poon. How did the person who registered the business name for her not say anything!?

 

I got the poontang blues!
From the top of my hips
To my cowboy shoes
Whole lotta money
Nothing to lose!

 

Jerry O'Connell is in front of my house. Maybe you'll see me smoking a joint on TV.

 

Then i can become a fan of your work too!