Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

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the organ is wicked here.. 3:19

 

I like organs.

 

I like stroopwafel

Martha's Stroopwafels

 

satan cookies.. I hate those things.

 

supposed to be filled with a home made caramel sauce that looked sooooo good

 

satan ruins anything she makes... must of put 2gallons of vanilla in them stunk up the house all night.

 

Reminds me of my bro in law talking about my sister "fuck she's a shit cook"

She ovens sausages!

 

ya gotta scrape a real vanilla bean for te real ones......vanilla is an orchid...hard to grow

 

what other bean comes a single one in a glass tube lie an expensive cigar...they smell amazing to me

 

little ditty I wrote..

Cant pull my foreskin down..

 

I just hit up my conspiracy friend and he's gonna get me some mdma and then we are going to drink and smoke and pill and talk anunnaki stuff.

 

This honky tonk stuff just writes itself.

*fast banjo*
Well I'm drinking I'm smoking I'm shootin up some meth
I'm sitting on the rail road tracks gonna bring myself to death
Still smoking, still drinking, still shooting lots of meth
Gone treat my body hard, gone treat till there's nothing left
Now I'm broken, I'm fragile, I'm nothin' but damaged goods
Damage case my heads in space! trippin' out in the woods

 

Found some super slinky strings super slinky sounds kinda super dinky to me. Should I restring my tele and have a bash? Or, just buy myself a banjo?

 

those are a lighter gauge string, less pull on the neck and easier on the fingers

 

Wanna start a band?

Jocelyn & The Bushwhacks

I wouldn't even need to play an instrument I'm strictly eye candy, maybe I could pound my deer hide drums.

Fishnets, flannel and snakeskin boots and my cowboy hat and.my confederate face shield and maybe a flannel kilt.

 

ok I'll do the whacking off in the bush

 

I'm sure that would look gold on stage.

 

We're pullin, we're drinken, we're smoking lots of kush
Pants down to our ankles whackin off in the bush

 

and a one and a two...