Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

They make renewing a card such a pain in the ass now. It's a piece of paper that you have to keep all year. Of course it's going to get messed up when you put in your pocket 50 times to get weed. Used to be an actual card that was thicker and went in the wallet. You have to go the doctor within a few weeks of expiring and pay the state. It was 60 days before. People work you know.

They just want me to pay a higher tax. I will beat you state! I am smoking for less.

 

ours is hard duty plastic like a license .. they copy the photo off your license too.
only one place allows you to hold your card when others scan it. I hate giving my shit to someone else. I dont know whats on their hands. they pass 100s of ids and expect /medical people to have their systems compromised by dirty hands. very weird practice ..
im not that germ phobic but I am cautious of the things I touch in public.
no problem picking up a dead bird with bare hands to give proper bury, go figure.

 

Order some pizza and ask the delivery guy for Pete's sake!

 

at 9seconds dude with his little dispensary bag / musta come out after me, boy hes in a hurry to get high..

 

I refuse to use the word ''woke'' in this new way people are doing....hearing people try and sound ''with it'' by using this word kinda makes them look like they trying way too hard

wake up

 

It's a hint to me that they are rude asses. I don't see any issue trying to see how other people feel and live and they do.

 

now that I said I will be bombarded with it by a certain melaeiou

 

Is this supposed to be me

Because what the fuck rolling...my first i inclination reading previous posts was to proclaim:

Rolling is WOKE AF


Then you gotta call me out like that

 

The Menace of the Iron Horse Historical Marker
now we almost get run over by jagoff drivers..

 

I'm still not entirely sure what this use of the word "woke" means. I just kind of get it by context.. a bit..

An word or phrase that everyone suddenly starts using sounds dumb to me. Just like fashion in clothes looks dumb. Everyone suddenly wearing the same thing, whether is suits them or not, just because a magazine or instagram or whatever said so.

 

Welcome to Woke Forum..

 

lolafter ''mel'' I just put all the vowels... .melaeiou ...i'm with drifty.....the clothes are the best example...everyone started wearing parachute pants for awhile thanks to this guy

I did not wear parachute pants....not once

 

first dash cam video,, cant figure out how to get out the 3min limit... but enjoy da jagoffs..

 

I wanted parachute pants when I was around ten years old, but I could never find them. So I bought these other big baggy pants at the cheapo store that had zigzags and triangles all over them. I looked ridiculous. Didn't get made fun of as much for that as the time I wore a football suit to school, though. My parents told me not to, God bless 'em. But I did anyway. I've always had terrible fashion sense.

 

Ive driven by controversy / its a stripper whore slut club. lame as fuck ... just after is the Onala club which is a drug rehab, booze. AA/NA meeting place.. / beyond that Jackson Weld where I can buy 100lb a tank of nitrous oxide for 655$.. back in the day 140$ tops..

so do the math people a stripper whore house, a drug rehab and a nitrous fill up station all on the same street.. fucking hilarious.

 

fuck this shit. Im going to bed.

 

Calling for a ton of rain here today. There is no snow at all down here, it's freaking me out.

 

dash cam was nice and steady....talk louder on the next one......couple of those buildings were right at the edge of the road....no one hits them?

where was the snow line?....about hwy 9?...…….it was 17 here on friday