Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

rofl. i did not know this existed.

 

this is just too shit not to watch hey. i gotta get this somehow.
this is like.. D grade which my theory and recipe for picking any movie to watch is... watch the thing that looks the stupidest and dumbest, even if it's bad, there's satisfaction there, that it's /that/ bad.
Also, if there's a chance of a Motle, you have to stick around for that.

My Laura and I have words for lots of things.

Like Motle is = movie title spoken in a movie.

We also have Sotle = Song Title sung in song

Alblottle = Album name sung in a song on album

Alblostrottle = album song name + sung in song on the song titled album. (its a rip off of aristotle, you get it.)

Totle = TV series title being spoken on an episode

Like I've sat at the movies before like "c'mon on fuck ya!! say it! say it!!!"

everytime we catch onto one of these title things in anything we do, we always nudge each other and goof around. even real dumb shit like when we were at the soccer and the announcer calls out the team name she nudges me and says its a spottek, a sports name title, because we were there to see Bayern Munich, and that's what was on the ticket.

 

still my funniest movie moment must have been independence day 2, now that movie, like i just was seeing it, but i also snuck in my usual 4x 12% Woodstock Kentuky Whiskey Bourbons to drink and to accompany this, I was stoned as a motherfucker. and i don't remember much about it hey, i was wasted and it was so funny, like i was holding myself so tight to stop from laughing out loud, i didn't get any of it, it didn't make sense... it was a great experience, i remember stumbling out of that cinema off my face LOLing the whole way back home. What did the guys on the boat have to do with it? what was that golf ball thing? who was that guy?

That esxperience beat the experience where i went to see Passion of the Christ with a church group my mum organised, so this group of church folks we all go to this cinema, and i go and get a large popcorn and coke combo super deal and i walk in the packed out cinema, and im the only one with a popcorn!!!!!

and i remember my aunt said it was disrespectful because of the movie content and i remember telling her something like "yeah well it's a movie and I eat popcorn at the movies ". rofl i mean to this day i am still addicted to popcorn.

 

lol, Newman. I love that guy.

 

my tummy dont like work . they dont have the foods they use to . they cut that out , I dont care only a few more weeks here . fingers crossed , nervous First ever black hole image released

 

ive eaten 1 and a half pizza today.......
like.....
yeah im not going to be happy with my tummy later on. what a fat shit.
one slice more than 1+half pizza.

 

That is crazy!

 

i might pack it in for the afternoon and head to bed soon. Just charging my vape up for a few quick hits. I got this guy who makes blue ice, it's like vaping a menthol you get that cool/menthol feeling. It's like candy menthol. misses looooooves kissing me

 

ahhhh yeeahhhhhh. good evening folks... I'm getting some shut eye.
Just gonna leave this here, cause i like it, he speaks truths.

 

just realized my tummy "is" a black hole..

 

The Black Hole movie of 1979 was a classic.
I'd love to cast and be the director for a remake.

Hummmm. Who would be the cast????
What actors????

 

^
You just watched the news too? :-D (they got a pic of a black hole!! First one ever)

 

Ahhh its mentioned above already by ori and GB. I saw too late

 

I read the Squirrel's post. It had the link to read article. The Squirrel provides me with important things I need to know for the day......

Still no TV since June 2018.... yay!

 

What's just as crazy is us feeble humans having managed to take a pic of it! Yes I'm taking collective credit for it

 

Insanely large one too, most of the non-supermassive Black Holes are theorized to have about the diameter of Manhattan yet more mass than the Sun.

I can't even fathom the force of the event horizon on that thing.

 

I love thinking shutting my eyes and thinking "that's existing right now" about stuff like that. Or a pyramid, or the queen etc. Doesn't have to be as big as a black hole.

 

I just hope we don't get sucked into it ar some point
That's the scary thing about these enormously powerful black holes. Here its comforting though it at least won't be during our lifetimes

 

maybe you'll like this story, its the first ive ever heard of it and its super- fascinating.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articl...r3jmn2F6ho7ZCKSvO9U2Jqh0WA2SpNkk9spSJqD9z208Q