Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

hump day

 

What you gonna be humping? Inspire me lol

 

I could use some inspiration too

 

Plenty of rocket fuel?

Me neither... its 10am and my bed refuses to let me leave.. inspired yet? Me neither lol

 

I'm sitting toilet. I had a nerve wracking first frame win against a top player and I kept so much emotion in that I bust out lobster red in the face when I walked away so I'm trying to cool down lol. My team is playing bad but I'm not.

 

Too bad von Brauns V2 rocket was mainly used to bomb civilians. An excellent example of the 3rd reich taking immoral insanity one step further

 

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Had a fantastic game them, long pot on the 8

Team is 9-9 come on boys 4 more wins out of 6 matches!

Actually if we draw... We might still have a chance to not make bottom if we win next game and they lose we will be tied.. I think. Fuck it. Come on guys get a win boys! I've done my part today, the rest is on them I've despatched 2 of their best.

 

I won 3 out of 4 this morning! I'm so happy.

My team though... We are about to lose and come last in division. We should be near a win but my team mate just lost a game he had won easy. He had black ball right over pocket and he hit another players ball first and sunk his black. Foul loss. Omg. I can't believe it. I feel like tearing into him. Grrr. Grrrrrrr.

 

So with my calculations, and I'm hopeless at math... We did have a bye round this season, so, the winner of 3rd div comes up but we might not have to drop considering I cannot see that our team has the worst ranking players. I honestly feel like we have higher ranked players than 2 other teams, so we might be safe in 2nd division.

Anyway this morning has given me a lot of confidence for the weekend state championships as I'm playing our of that same venue. so just got to knuckle down next two days. Don't over train and just train on what I do best and then go and see how I go in state.

I'm also the 3rd highest player in our team atm and I remember half way through season I was going thay poorly I said to myself well I gotta play my heart out next half and I've done that. I don't think I'll make 50% well I know I won't but I'm on 41% atm which doesn't sound all that good but, I've been here before and 40% in second division definitely can gain you ranking points.

 

The axe throwing place bought a belt sander and I had someone sharpen my axe for me. Huge difference, I played much better last night. Lots of new faces out this time too, it is cool to see how diverse the group is. Lots more women this time, a couple of them in their 40s/50s which is kind of cool.

 

nice work irm

 

Practicing for the next time their husband pisses them off?

 

Youngest had a fever of 39.9C last night. Looked it up and apparently you're supposed to see the doctor if it is over 40C.

Down below 38 this morning so I'm going to see how it goes when the ibuprofen is completely out of his system.

 

my friend from India is mad as hell. it appears the white woman beat out the India dude in the special election . the raja dude is always at the radio station and my friend talks about him all the time. He even goes out his way to tell me Raja is on the radio. "I know I know Timmy, hes right over there in the other building". Timmy has met him many times cause they live in the same neighborhood abouts and stalks him at the station < J/k on the stalking but its close .. The Raja Show

 

I look at all the copy paper
All the copy paper
Where does it all come from?
All the copy paper
Where does it all belong?

 

I have egg customers in Portugal that return this week and egg customers going to Portugal this week.....what is happenning in Portugal?

 

Its warm