Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

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Your humor which I’m getting used to, was lost on him.

 

Oh lol, well we are in the Stoner thread, sadly I don't have the excuse of being stoned to not have got that.

 

The Horrors of Meth

 

My friends shed. I'll be getting some of this very soon. These have been half cut already. They're so much better than mine lol.

 

I guarantee you spend one night out with me you'll be like okay I understand her sense of humor. She's rarely serious even when she serious.

 

I've noticed, and that's the right attitude to take

 

We're supposed to get some snow today, but should be one of the last times (hopefully).

I'm picking up some supplies today and then germinating my seeds. I'm impatient to be able to get them outside in the sun.

 

Eric Clapton. (born 30 March 1945)

 

buddy was here to refix my washer at 6 am this morning....a tiny bracelet cost me 100 bucks for a ew pump[again]...he didnt charge me a service call

 

I watched Meatballs last night... and hardly remember that after the brownies and licking the butter off the spoon.. its some potent butter mix of a library of plant matter.

 

mmmm butter

 

if have a leather electric recliner that is about 3 feet x 3 feet floor space when up....turns out you need 75 feet to fully recline it....always wondered why my sister kept that chair where she kept it....now I know....it knocks over everything in the room when you fully recline it...…...but I still love this chair....if only I had time to sit in it

 

thats precisely why I banned recliners in my house. took forever to get hubby to let go of the last one. i would make an exception for the type that go right against the wall, but they stick out rrreeeaaalllyyy far as well. trip hazard.

hub was in a mood last night, but i haven't been to a dr to make sure everything is ok ( overdid it monday in the yard, had a preggo scare, self inflicted/ prescribed myself super light duty now) so i had to turn him down. thats so frustrating, but necessary. im hoping to see a doc this coming week, ill be 20 weeks.

 

Well light duty... Pretty sure I talked more than one girlfriend in to the fact that a handjob is light-duty LOL

 

It is miserable pouring rain here but this is what the Lake needs so that the rest of the ice will break up and we can start using this summer. Doc k

 

Son of a gun I just heard that the Rolling Stones cancelled the tour

 

Saves you $150, right?

 

My parents are gonna be pissed lol.

 

wondering if Cracky McCracky has an overdose. Havent seen em in a while. Must be hiding after getting caught.