Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

ive similar shoes like that irm. low heels but sexy, yet professional looking for office, I wear them often..

 

The shoes? that's like the least important part lol.

 

Wife bought a red baby doll nightie and she's furious she had to go to plus sizes just to fit her bust. It was pretty funny hearing her go off about it.

Bigger breasted women's problems.

Fucken sorrrry! Tits McGee!

 

cans, melons, headlights, hooters

 

phone number up there for that weed guy, I sent a bunch of gifs to his phone. told me to stop. haha

 

It's rediculous, she says. No wonder people have body issues she says. A 10-12 size is regarded as an XL on this brand, its all for barbie dolls.

 

thats a fine woman in the picture nice and full. but id eat her toes first..

 

these motherfuckers..
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this is live right now.. hes getting zapped. 6 times now..

 

I don't really like the blonde hair or face. I am picky with blondes... Some of them really do it good, and then others are just plastic looking and then others are a combination of fake tans and fake hair and more plastic look.

See that's the thing with the site we used too all the model were blonde and so it's actually difficult to picture what you might actually look like because a blonde chick is wearing the gown, not a brunette. Pretty sure it'll look good though.

They also have a red and green version. I'm looking for more colors these days most my outfits are black.. I've tried to pull off red bra and such lately but I am not convinced with it. Black just works, as does purple.

 

lotsa types of blondes

platinum blonde
bleach blonde
strawberry blonde
dirty blonde
blonde on blonde
blond hash

 

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these dudes was doing something pretending to be out of gas, they junkies .. Ive some other video . but the strange flash is getting me because it couldnt have come from behind the building and Ive slowed it down at home and you can see its charging, maybe Its from a hand going behind the building. I can hear them say things about it. nice truck and stuff. more clean up crime time coverage thanks idiots doing me a favor..

 

Jesus.

I don’t remember getting home last night. Woke up and the fucking door to my apartment was wide open and the radio was on (a Chinese station... I must have accidentally switched it from Bluetooth mode)

I posted something about Las Vegas, but I’m not going there (I did buy a plane ticket to somewhere else for next month yesterday, so my drunk brain just started making up stories. I was probably talking about Hunter S Thompson. At least that’s my best guess)

Mild hangover, but nothing a bowl of rice won’t fix.

 

I'll go to Vegas.

For the whores.

 

LOL! I don't have big tits, but I have Not Narrow shoulders...I don't know that I would call them broad, but they aren't small or narrow by any means. Anyway, it is NOTHING for me to have to get a large top or shirt just so I can get it across my shoulders. smh

Ordering something from Asian countries...you better buy about 10 sizes larger than you would normally wear. What they call an XXXXL is about a size 4. I found this out ordering through Amazon. XL is something that would be too tight for some children I know.

good grief

I agree with Laura. I have even asked one of my friends I've shopped with - and had to buy a LARGE top that would just fit, and I mean it fit to the skin....what in the hell size do actual large people or women with big tits wear?!?

 

It's bad because I thought sizing was meant to get better in 2019 etc. Even a size 16 is "plus size" and I don't agree with that at all. Size 16 is a little cuddly around the edges pending your height, it's not plus size. The size dress I had to buy was a M but I got a L anyway because I want to make sure the veil hits the floor.

Whoever is buying a "small" of the nightie she just bought I'm sorry but you can't even be 18 yet so, just stay home.

And it just makes me feel bad for the bigger girls. It's like oh, I'm a size 16 I better a get a 3x Plus Size outfit. That's messed up man.

And what is the designer even thinking? Oh so if you have larger breasts your waist must be huge too? Get out of here!

 

Ah man I'm sweating like a mofo here from nothing. No wonder my back is KILLING me if I'm getting a fever. I best have a hot bath soon. I don't mind sweating in a bath or if I'm doing something, but sweating for no reason really grinds my gears.

 

maybe I should investigate this large breasted women sizing phenomenon ?....I could do a story on the clothing industry specific to huge cans and this terrible travesty where the girls with the glorious globs are forced to wear tight clothing

I agree with you girls...it just isnt fare.....unfortunately an inquiry of this magnitude could take years of extensive interviews and examinations but I think I am up for it....I will need to do a sister study of small breasted women as well to compare the data