Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

its almost 420 pages.

 

Got to tell you.. the little one (no sweety) was in class.. teacher asks.. can anyone tell me what atmosphere means? Little one puts up her hand, teacher asks her....little one.. it's when I get home and I've not been good with my sugars, mum blows her top at me and says ., there's going to be a bad atmosphere here when your dad gets in after work...
Funny kid..

 

My mate was looking at his sons homework and said "you spelled Yesterday Wrong" Kid says "thanks dad " So my mate said to him " are you not going to change it " Kid says " nah its ok teacher does that when I give it to him " !

 

Dumb stoner mistakes.. Last year we missed our flight home because I had the arrival date in my head which was two days later than the date we were meant to leave on. Had to borrow £1000 to get home and spent half the year paying it back. I'm all like.. Well THAT'S never going to happen again! No way would I make that mistake..

Last week I discovered I was saying the wrong date again. Luckily this time I checked way in advance so I was right, it wasn't happening again.. But still. Felt pretty stupid.

 

Damn did you take a break after that?

 

From weed?

Don't be silly. I just let everyone know they need to verify things I say.

 

since i came back from camping in oktober i told myself id clean the garage out and put all my camping stuff in my wood box and out of the garage. well i aint done shit
i just went to look at the box and start doing some work and i just looked at it blankly and came back inside.
it was nice outside though, silent, only sounds were soft *crunch crunch crunch crunch* of the rabbits eating their carrots and celery.

 

bitch doesnt seem to understand. when you dont have money, you cant spend money you dont have.. shes a major finance mess. Ive washed my hands of her already with that shit, dont ask me for any money when I dont have it either. she put herself there, and then blames everyone else. even the dog. the dog bit me. blah blah dog bites you because you are an out of control drama queen with a mental attitude of a wild monkey. she feeds her own stupid depression with sitting on her ass doing nothing about. being billed for a gym and never going there.. wants extra cable channels with no money.. holding up my place cause she wants to move back in but not paying anything towards fixing the damages she made or anything. I gave her 5yrs to turn on the electric herself and never once did she even try. then that trash family of hers I dont even want to talk about the cunts they are..
I go to my back doctor everyday. he wont let me climb yet. i kinda feel likes hes doing the work they did on the 6million dollar man.. We can fix me.. but dont do this yet, and why are you going to another gym fighting and grappling?. cause I felt better and wanted to..you cant do that he said. Oh, my bad. When ??? he says lets work on getting walking first. so now Im on a treadmill . low shock walking and a little kettle bells .. This why I really like him but. this thru my auto carrier insurance and since they known me long time and after the car accident, doctor asked them what the limit was, and my insurance company said right now there is none, you just get him better..
back story. lady hit me with car, her insurance company committed fraud by trying to pay me off. But I never said I wasnt going to file a claim .. the doctors /PCP, and Emergency all know I was hit by a car. Sucks to be them I guess, now they getting sued by hospitals and my insurance co..

 

dont hold back

 

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life..

 

hold back

 

thats mean ,, I was tying to nut..

 

Wifey wants to buy a few clothing pieces and she's bugging me to choose something for myself so she can buy them already. I just couldn't be bothered hey lol. There's this nice light purple veil night dress that I like that's partly see through with sewn in cups. It does look nice. They also have a light pink and green version too. But what's frustrating is when I find things I like on one site she changes her mind for another site and I don't like things there.

Going back to the original site now. I feel bad for guys cause all they really get are leather short shorts or random ass underwear that isn't all that attractive. I completely get why some dress up in women's lingerie. they still look hotter than a fake leather jock strap.

 

ive been looking for a sock deal....I dont wear tube socks....worst invention ever....I need proper wool or cotton socks....do not like polyester or blends...…..they also must be under 10 dollars and preferably 2 pair for 10 dollars......let me kow if you see some good ones

 

There has been so much talk on here lately about mental health.

 

Just did my camping box. Now I have room in the garage again! I got rid of the marquee, tent, 2 chairs, my black camping box, water heater and water tanks. The lid to the crate won't sit but it will if I drill the corners on. good progress.

 

We’re a microcosm of the world around us like the guy in Western Massachusetts a few days ago who killed his wife, his 3 kids, then poured gasoline all over the house
and set it ablaze before putting a bullet into his head, or the guy in New Zealand who entered 2 mosques and blew away 49 Muslims, injuring dozens more.

We are after all completely fucking insane

 

That why us Muslim niggas takes guns to Jumah.. Just dont know when a bitch ass gorilla is gonna act bananas..