Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

What do you do? How many drops of that do you put on a cat?

 

We also use drops for our dog, because he's a smart arse and won't eat his worming tablets even when we trick him into thinking it's a treat lol.

 

'on' them?...…...oh shit.....that explains some stuff

 

lol

 

The doctor gave me a syringe....I suck up "1/4cc per 10 lbs for cats"... is how she put it. For cats at 10 lbs, I go with 3 notches, and 4 notches for those over 10 lbs. For the kittens, they'll need right at 2cc.

Well, the son sucks up the stuff, and figured a way the needle snaps off of the syringe and the stuff can easily be squirted on their skin. Then the needle can easily then be snapped back on.

 

he weighs what?.....160?.....do you still go by the over under 10 pounds rule?



i'm a dick

 

Omg, running smoothly in 2nd place and this fucken wank stain multiple laps down can't drive a fucken car around a circle! He had no business even bloody being there and he goes up and hits the wall and then spins down and takes me out.

 

team boss is furious lol, he's gonna have words to him and if he's in our CUP series, he's having his license revoked because that was just ridiculous.
Just hold your car up there and let me work around it... lol.. what a joke, all i can do is laugh.



Post race discussion

My team boss: joc what would you call him in Australia

Me: a shit ****

Boss to all drivers: oi #16 you are a dead set shit ****.

 

I noticed that your spin out put you in the pit.
Some pit crew members were in your path. Your screen didn't show any bodies thrown about. They were like ghosts, your car just went through them.

 

spend 25 at napa today and get a chase Elliot hat....I dont think its in Canada though

 

I haven't tried Revolution.

The only drops I've used and found effective are Cheristin and they are super expensive.

I'll think about trying it.

Thanks.

 

yeah, that was my pit crew, i almost nailed the stop
they are transparent yes, anything in the actual pit stopping lane is transparent otherwise you'd never make a stop without hitting someone lol, once you exit onto pit lane, it's normal again. sounds dumb, but it's very beneficial.

 

so did you buy some brakes or what bro??

 

i'm tired and i'm going to bed now

 

napa is very expensive in Canada.....we dont get the same sales as they do down south....


and I just phoned and our napa is giving away first aid kits?....wtf?....not even nascar first aid kits lol.....

 

3 bandaids and an alcohol wipe?

 

What's napa? I googled quickly and didn't got the right answer clearly

 

You're slipping

National Automotive Parts Association

 

I'm from another nation so no, it's very forgivable Its called different here!