Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I agree 100%....those party guests are very interesting looking people ….some awesome hair in that show so far....I know a jewish princess whos voice is identical to the lead

 

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I binged too hard on those Mexican mob shows to the point I was having mexican dreams

 

my boarders mom calls her son ''fuck tard'' all the time...she even texts it to me....just got another one....I texted back and pointed out she takes extraaaa time to spell ''fuck tard'' when his actual name' is only 4 letters....i'm trying to be subtle...it bothers me...and this woman claimed abuse to me....i'm having a hard time with it....I like the kid but he weren't raised with the right learnaments

 

Was there a wall?

 

I actuly sing this to myself when I see them working. Even as a anti-wall person I like to bust chops.

 

Blergh, this coffee is a bit ordinary.

 

On Australias version of Married at First site there is this total Narnian, Mathew, 29, virgin.

Apparently had to go to hospital after a panic attack whilst attempting intercourse with a female, his new bride.

 

Lolz. Mofo woulda spun out if he had to go down. I remember the head spin.

 

That coffee was disgusting. The worst I have had from there. Not entirely enthralled about going back, though their food is always good I like their ham, salad rolls. Maybe I should have asked for a sugar but usually their mocha has enough sweetness witch chocolate, not that I opened the lid to see chocolate, I saw her sprinkle some on but I think I stooged with a normal coffee without sugar and some chocolate on top. Poor form.

 

reality tv?...for shame vg

 

vanilla gorilla contains the word vagina

 

Took me a second to figure out the Narnia reference.

That’s pretty funny.

 

I like how you post what seem to be snippets of conversations that you are having in real life. This reads like something you were saying aloud to a friend, mid conversation.

 

ending of source code was a bit ''happy'' but welcome....didnt need to see buddy was missing half his shit....I give it a 7/10 and that's generous....Jason statham would have been better in it

 

I try to write like I like I talk a lot of the time, which is why you see me do these.. ....... ...... A lot.. And break my sentences up with commas, although I actually talk fast too and often trip over myself especially in English, I just make up words as I along sometimes, or merge words together.

I've always been told I was good with writing though and I do write online articles and have been asked to write online articles, mostly revolving around eSport and iRacing. My articles have made front page news etc. I can make 5-10$ for watching a replay and then writing a recap article about it.

Before I started this, it was a hobby of mine to take a journalistic approach with the sim racing and it boosted our Facebook and recognition a lot. Before me, I was told that people would post such and such won this race and that's it. Well I wrote a full recap and designed weekly letters that everyone liked to read.

Now, every league tries to replicate what we have by doing it themselves, but they haven't reached the pinnacle of how well I do it. It's very time consuming though and frustrating. Since we just began the season my articles have been long and detailed. I bet I run out of patience as the year goes on as it's left up to me.

 

I'm gonna get you! I'm just oldish! lol

 

This is something I throw together. I translate this so hoping it reads well.

 

I love trumpy using the old stage trick pumping the speech into the ear, so it dont look like hes reading it.. pay attention to the pauses and a sound crew makes sure it doesnt over play. America.. haha..

so yinz remember talking about the Grand Canyon.. IN the background.. pretty isnt it?

 

I didn't think it would snow there. It always looks dry and desert.