Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Yeah...

That doesn't work

 

My mom smoked weed with my boyfriend on Christmas lol. My brother, who doesnt smoke and is really straight laced, has surprisingly been encouraging her to try it for weight gain.
So she mentioned this to my boyfriend and they vaped. Then she walked outside where I was and her eyes looked identical to mine when i'm stoned, I could tell right away.

But she's keeping it a secret from me, she hasnt mentioned a word of it to me haha

 

My eyes don't go as stoned anymore unless my eyes are already irritated which happens a lot with my eyes and contacts aftet surgery but most times they look normal unless I'm in a social situation where I feel more stoned than I normally do at home. I can also use my eyes as an excuse when I'm stoned to say I'm not.

My miss gets the red eyes at the moment. And sometimes she'll say something stupid and ill be like wtf is wrong with you you're never this dumb oh yeha that's right. Stoned.

 

Iiii have become
Comfortably dumb

 

That was an old one..

 

last time, who the hell is Robert Hunter?. trucking, the weight, eyes of the world..
come play along..

 

I'm really hungry hey.

 

Me too.

Looking forward to breakfast.

 

I won't be able to wait that long. I made a salad roll yesterday that I had cut and put in the fridge, I will eat half of that soon I think.

Best news ever though my keto cheese pizza base really worked! Because I got not one stomach tug or ache from it. So that was a relief.

 

Now you could catch a buzz off me for licking the resin on my tongue and then disappear in the dark like the smoke in my lungs

 

GF watching Bugsy on one channel..

Frasier said Bugsy on his show on another..

 

this is good watching...what a dickweed...grabs a girl....I wish I was there buddy would be unconscious

 

A guy pushed his girlfriend around at the show I went to over the holidays. Pretty aggressively, you could tell it wasn't he first time. Nobody did much when he got in a fight with another guy in the pit, but as soon as he layed hands on her there were a bunch of us there dragging him away. I ended up holding back another guy from breaking his nose, told him that the guy wasn't worth going to jail for. After he got kicked off the property, these two big gutterpunk looking dudes casually followed him around the corner. I'm sure he got what he deserved.

 

in mcdonalds with my ex .. it was after brit floyd down town.. this garbage truck dude in line said something that I though he was talking to my gf, but he was talking to the register. and i said dont talk to her like that what the matter with you? he waited til he got outside to say something to me.. I was standing on the steps of PPG Place . 2steps up when he walked over and ran his mouth threatening. then I kicked him right in the face and he was out cold.
the bus came by and I got on that when it all began.. there was cowboy neal at the wheel on the bus to never ever land.

 

shit you not.. 8weeks now.. noisy contractor is still playing around next door.. Now Im certain hes a con man..

 

Check engine light in my 12 Cruze came on.
Only thing different is a slight sputter sometimes when at a light.
Really my only question is do you think I should worry driving to Virginia tomorrow.

 

chevys love to have engine lights on for no reason