ive never been questioned about my red eyes but there are cops walking around in our school every day so pretty soon i will probably have to, so if they turn the corner and im stoned ill pretend like im sneezing and my nose is running
I just say i got hit by a pine tree. Then they ask me why i was in the woods. If its summer just say you have allergies
I came home, my mom asked why my eyes were red. I meant to give the never fail "I'm just tired". I ended up saying "I'm just hungry". Caught...
I love excuses lol use em all the time... Whenever i smell like pot i just say we had a fire and it works everytime.. Aparently my parents dont know the differance between pot smoke and fire smoke which sounds good to me
They only question me when i smell like cologne. I just say i have to stay fresh for the ladies and they laugh. I came home after drinking a shitload of beer, they're like "jack you smell like a brewery!" I told them some random dude spilled his beer on me and they believe it.
my eyes always get super red...so i try to use vsine it works i just say allgergies if i forgot the eye drops one time i was super stoned, went to the kitchen, open the pantry door and my mom was right there and i asked her "mom do we have any weed left?" really fast though, bu i didnt mean to say that haha and she said exuse me? and i wa slike uhh....do we having anything left in the pantry....it was terrible
"yeah, I'm really tired for some reason..." the thing is that half the time I'm actually just tired, people think I'm stoned! haha most of the time, I'll admit that I've been smoking. Not ashamed of it. unless it's somebody that shouldn't know.
word to that brotha. Ive been accused by my parents a number of times and only one time i was actually high, and it was about 3 hours after i smoked. However, i was coming from the beach. So it was that salt water. If your not by the beach, your friends pool is probably a good one.
I had to explain to my physics teacher that my eyes were red because I was allergic to my cat and he was in my room last night so i was having a sortof allergic reaction thing to my cat being in my room. I can't fucking believe she believed me.
One time I had been smoking late in my room at night & my dad came in & was like 'your eyes are so red.' & I go "oh, its from staring at the computer screen so long and there's no lights on in here, so I have to strain my eyes to read." & my dad was like, are u sure you're not high? & I was just like, no, of course not. and he left.
back when i was sixteen or seventeen i used to tell my mom that i always smoked week and did all sorts of illicit drugs. i actually never did anything more than blaze back then. at first she was watching me like a hawk, but when it became a normal thing for me say ''im going out to buy an eight ball,'' fallowed by a mocking laugh she would laugh it off. that or either ignore it. so when it came to her questioning me id always say that i was high and it would totally fuck with her mind. when she asked where i was id say ''i met up with a drug dealer who sold me some bubonic chronic that made me choke, shit it ain't know joke, i had to back off of it and sit my ass down. tang-array and chronic im fucked up now.'' i cant remember the rest of that song but thats how i played my mom thru high school. id say the easiest way isn't to lie, and i never did.
^lol. im naturally warped, with a habit of getting bloodshot eyes every so often for no real reason. its kinda irritating when someone starts treating you like your high and you are not...
All I do is just tell the truth, they ussually just take it as a joke and move on. I joke around and say I'm high all the time, that way they never know when I really am.
the best excuse is to tell the truth in a rather sarcasic voice example: mum: why are your eyes so red and glossy? me:im verry stoned hope this help a lil bit peace easy Bryce
