this is the best... one time my mom came home from the store and got me some of these little pads you wipe your face with that cleans them it kinda feels like seabreeze... later she came home after i had smoked.... she said why are your eyes so fucked up... knowing i was high i just said i think i might be allergic to those new wipes you got me...it worked so like a spell
one time my best friend was not only high on pot but he had taken some pills his mom says Trevor whats wrong with you... he just looks at her and says "IM THE DEVIL!!!!"
Worst excuse ever...I was supposed to meet up and study with my dorm mom, but got blazed instead. so I knocked on her door and said "I'm not gonna be able to study. Family emergency came up and I have to take care of business...on the phone. With my family."
since it's january, i can say the cold weather makes my eyes red..which is sorta true. i've never had to use to many excuses, since it's so obvious to my parents when i'm stoned..they just don't really care.
This happened to me last week at school: I walk in the room and stop then took a step back (I dont know why I did) Then I dropped my book nd asid Fuck but I didnt know how loud I said it. The teacher looked at me and said the next tmie I swear she'll wash my mouth out with soap, so i said "good it'll cover the smell of the weed". She looked at me and said "why do kids today pretend to do drugs, it doesnt make them look cooler" (typical old lady) and I sat down and just laughed.
This happened to me last week at school: I walk in the room and stop then took a step back (I dont know why I did) Then I dropped my book nd asid Fuck but I didnt know how loud I said it. The teacher looked at me and said the next tmie I swear she'll wash my mouth out with soap, so i said "good it'll cover the smell of the weed". She looked at me and said "why do kids today pretend to do drugs, it doesnt make them look cooler" (typical old lady) and I sat down and just laughed. When I was walking out of the room at the end of class she asked me why I always showed up late with lots of cologne on and I said I got layed on by a dog. Worst excse ever, it didnt even make sense lol.
This happened to me last week at school: I walk in the room and stop then took a step back (I dont know why I did) Then I dropped my book nd asid Fuck but I didnt know how loud I said it. The teacher looked at me and said the next tmie I swear she'll wash my mouth out with soap, so i said "good it'll cover the smell of the weed". She looked at me and said "why do kids today pretend to do drugs, it doesnt make them look cooler" (typical old lady) and I sat down and just laughed. When I was walking out of the room at the end of class she asked me why I always showed up late with lots of cologne on and I said I got layed on by a dog. Worst excse ever, it didnt even make sense lol.
hahaha it would be funny if she believed it. so you said everyday your late it's cause this dog laid on you..i wonder what she was thinking lol.
I realized that after I asid that to her lol. I was thinking "She probably thinks I'm some crazy dog molester now" :lol:
i usually go with complete denial and even if the dont buy it i certainly am not changing my story or theres the "i was sitting in a smoke infested area mom"
dude same here. my eyes get irritated alot. Like dry out and shit. So they get red from time to time.
My eyes are bloodshot normally...people ask me if I'm high all the time. My mom pointed it out once (when we were on vacation and she knew I couldn't have done it) and I just said "yeah I dunno why, my eyes are bloodshot a lot". She then made a drug joke. My eyes don't get extensively red anyway, so "tired" works well.....never been accused while high though.
one time i told this person that the sky was so beautiful that i was crying over it i was fuckkin bakeddddd!
