stoned excuses

haha i did that to my mum. I said to her that i was going on an "adventure" with my mate callum. then she sas like "What exactly do you do on these adventure? go out and do drugs", i then replied with
"pretty much yeah!" then we had a good old laugh, i went out and got stoned off my face...

 

i dont say anything...... I just chill and be high. My mom dosent care as long as im not doin it and bragging about it, cuz my dad would like disown me.

she still gives me the usual bullshit of how its "bad"...... but I think she knows.
anytime I go to my brothers I get high and if she dosetn notice then DAMN shes dumb.


-rydns

 

When I lived with my mom she mainly got to the point where she just yelled at me for having it in my car.

Like one day I was half asleep and she came in and asked for my keys (her truck was getting repaired) so she could go to work. I vaguely remember saying they were on the desk. Later on that day after she had returned and left with her truck, I got in my car and checked my BBQ container (really though, one of the best hiding places) and the half I had was stuffed into a larger bag and all the empty bags around it, my pipe was placed in a shoe in the back floor, and my hitter was put in an empty cigarette box inside another shoe.

She yelled at me later because she was worried about getting pulled over and being searched and charged for that stuff.

I remember too where I got in trouble in middle school for having a lighter and my discipline slip had the work paraphernalia on it and she was mad because it made it sound like I "had drugs or something" on me.

 

Contacts don't do that when you sleep with them in. I sleep with them every night and I've never noticed red eyes, though my vision is blurry sometimes for about 3 minutes. It sounds like a good excuse though, to those who don't know anything about contacts.

 

Unless the person you are lying to wears contacts and you don't know

 

Scenario


OOOOO OOYAHHH OOOYAHHH BABY
"girl moaning"

Mom walks in

AHHH, Jake get off your sister why are you fucking her?

Jake- Because im high Bizzznatch!

 

ooooooook......
may i ask where that came from? lol

 

lmao. great one.

 

Lmao. Usually, when my parents ask me, I just act as if I have no idea whats wrong:

"Why are your eyes red?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Your eyes, they're really red"
"What? Thats odd. Dont know, maybe the wind outside or something."
"Are you alright?"
"Yeah Im fine"
"Okay"

It works. Usually for some reason when Im high and/or drunk I can always pull off the sober act. Then as soon as the door closes I often make a really weird fucked up face and start doing really weird shit then Im back to normal fucked-up.

=]

 

This was a friend of mine's excuse.

"Why are your eyes so red?"

"I got a piece of dust in it"

"But both of them are red!"

"Compensation..."

 

If some one accuses you of smoking weed, just say your to high to do a thing like that.

 

"why do you always think i'm high, i rubbed my eyes too much"

 

It's hilarious because I've suffered from really bad allergies all my life, especially in my eyes and whenever I was stoned and my mom would see my red eyes she would just hand me my eye drops

 

a freind of mine once told his mom i threw chili pepper in his eyes. Afterwards i smacked him upside the head.

 

i always say i left my contacts in too long. because that's what teenagers do.

although, to be honest, everyone bat my school in the teachers knows i smoke, so there's noone to really hide it from.

 

haha once at school in first period i used the alegies excuse. but my teacher was pretty sure i was stoned.

i kind of have a repuatation for it at my school.

 

hahahah awesome.
i kindof have the same, in the spring time.

last year i had to get eyedrops with steriods from a doctor (a friend of mine) to clear the alergies up.

he told me that things like clear eyes and visine just move the pollen and shit under your eyelid and stuff so when it comes back up its worse then before

 

i usually just said i was tired/just woke up or that i was crying.

 

me too

 

My Lines:

1. "My eyes are red and my pupils are dialated because I smoked some of the best pot in town!"

2. "Oh, we just had burn time mom."

3. "I know, I know, I'll get the smell out, I promise!"

4. "No Mr. Woodcroft, (vice principal, lurkest guy ever) it WOULD have been very very nice: with a nice red bong, party bowl, some good pot, some cool people and some munchies, but I haven't been doing that."

5. "You get high yourself, why do you ask me you hypocrite?"

Haha, yeah, I don't really need excuses! I do try to not tell any heatbags I get stoned though...