Slept with contacts in, contacts are dry, allergies are bugging me, played too much ps2. It goes on and on.
lol good answer. Last time someone asked me if I was drunk it was my mom after coming home from a local festival. My response was "Yes mom, I am indeed, quite drunk at the moment." Then I went to sleep and in the morning got grounded.
my friends parents walked in on a little party he was having when he was stonned. his mom looked in his eyes, said 'your eyes look awfully red' and he said' yeah.. but thats ok' his mom told his dad that my friend had been smoking... his dad just laughed at him.. almost started geekin out.
i say im feeling sick. but my mom is cool with me smoking, so she doenst ask. if anything, she laughs and says i look stoned. but other people in school have asked before, and ive said "yeah, im not feeling good. damn, are they really taht red?" and maybe that soudns dumb in writing,but it all ahs to do with the delivery too, i think, and its always worked. my eyes dont always get really red though, sometimes they can be convenient. but, sometimes they get SO FUCKIN BLOODSHOT ITS RIDICULOUS, and yeah, i gues i just said im sick, or somethin. but no one ever really asks, because, somehow, most of the people i know seem to be fine with it, and most parents realls respect me in my area, i knwo that soudns concieted, but i just mean i think they know i smoke, since im kinda a "flamboyant" hippy, but they also see that i have goals and taht im motivated (or else i wouldnta applied for a congresspaid shcolarship and won it and gone ona yearlong exhcange, for example...and please im not trying to sound conceited, im just using an example...and im also really blazed right now, FYI!). so i dunno. no one really asks,but i usualyl say im tired or sick or i just took a nap, nothing too complicated. also i say i was swimming and opened my eyes underwater. anywho, tschüs dylan
feeling tired, havent slept, feel ill... it goes on- thing is at the moment when ur stoned and ur baited by ur mum the sort of adrenaline hits you and u just splurt out everything at once instantly seeming fake. if im caught ever tho its cuz i stink of smoke/ act dumb/ or caught smoking. if my red eye is really really noticeable i AWLAYS put in eye drops, if its minor im not bothered lol i remeber first time i got caught in my room. i was so stoned when i got home i didnt bother about opening windows or anything in my room, i blazed 2 big heads in my room and like 2,min after i finished i was jamming with headphones on max while playing diablo 2. she opens my door (unlocked from ebing so high) and like starts saying the whole house reeks and shit like that, and im like listeining while still looking at the game, soshes like llook at me. i did and she then knew i was high- but i kept saying it was cuz i played the game for too long that day and that i was just buring paper for no reason lol. then i confeseed- got a lecture, and a scanning look everytime i got home for the next week. meh
haha, i like the mirage story. a good stoner understands the slow process of turning "signs" into just normal you. like, you can't talk in a clear voice around your parents, because when you're high they'll notice the difference. so you start talking a little quieter and throatier in normal conversation, and they'll probably think you're just moody or tired. just start one morning when you actually are tired, and don't stop. then you slowly introduce your sunglasses. get a pair with lighter lenses and wear them a few times a week, and then just wear them all the time. you have to slowly start burning incense, like once a week, until your room just smells like them by default. don't use nag champa for a while or they'll notice. the only smell more stereotypically stoner is weed itself. and start saying weird random things in normal conversation, so when you say a lot of weird things in succession it's not weird. if they ask you if you're stoned when you're not, you can make them feel bad. this'll either work, or it won't. it worked with some of my friends. i can't lie, it's not that my lies aren't believable, i just can't. luckily nobody in my family cares, but i have to pretend my sister doesn't know. so i just act weird around her all the time and she doesn't know the difference. i like the blatantly obvious approach too. it works. like "hey, mom, me and my friends are gonna go get really high and paint your car yellow. i'll be back in an hour." "where are you really going?" "i told you... we're gonna get high and paint the car. then we might set fire to some mailboxes. seriously." and if she gets mad, you can make her feel stupid for believing you. "i'm kidding. i'm not actually gonna smoke pot, or destroy anything. but if the car is yellow in the morning, don't blame me."
Mhm. The contacts bullshit works almost like a charm...because I actually do wear contacts. Hehe. And why do you have "redness relief visine?". Hm...I never could anser that question. I act weird even sober, so when my mom asks what the fucks wrong with me I just point out gently (since shes ashamed tohave a fucked in the head kid) that I always act that way..aha...and she shuts up. She suspects that I smoke, drink, do drugs..but she prefers to act like she doesn't know. Whatever. I just work on hiding it from the people who dont know cuz you never know who likes talking shit about stoners if they know. Also if my teachers give me that "i know yer stoned" look...i just dead stare them in the eyes and for some reason when I do that, they never do ask. It helps that I never talk much either. So if they do ask all I say is *dead stare* "no"
everyone in my family knows i smoke, besides an uncle. he use to do some pretty hard drugs for a while,but now he's sober. i don't think he could care too much since i only smoke, but just to be safe, no one says anything about smoking around him. so i really don't need any excuses. the only times i do get questioned about my eyes, i usually say it's my allergies; if there is a mirror close by, i pull the looking into the mirror and act like i didn't know they were red. if you can make yourself believe it, they will usually believe it. it's all about delivery and making yourself believe that its the truth. i put in eyedrops after i smoke if they get too red. for the most part though, if it's only like a little shade of red and nothing to bad, ill let them go. everyone know's i smoke so why bother? the only complaints i get when i smoke is about the smell. and if i run out of incense or something, grandmom will always hook me up with a candle. she's cool like that.
I can make up any excuse and say it seriously and with confidence and pretty much get away with it. Which is easy with my parents but not so much with authority figures in which i dont know, I tend to stutter especially if i'm not reallu stoned and just on my way down.
this is totally true. whenever my mom is like "what are you gonna do at (so and so's) house?" i respond with something like "i was gonna get wasted then smoke a whole lot of pot. ill be back when the munchies hit" but say it sarcastically and she'll be like "ok wise ass real funny" and it works everytime. plus, you're telling the truth and dont feel guilty!
uhm hmm i dono it seems the only time accused of it is when im sober.. then once that happens theres no getting away from the whole "your stoned" issue... lol cuz well i usualy laugh and squish my eyes together hahahahahahahah so they are just like "yep whatever" haha
Cop: Why are your eyes so red Me: Just got Contacts *takes it out and eyes begin to run* Cop: Oh Ic yeah my brother didint take to Contacts well either Oh Yeah!!
I can come up with some great and pretty creative excuses when I'm stoned, but the problem is that I usually have nothing to back it up. And I can't come up with excuses on-the-fly. They just don't make ANY sense. "Why are you outside this late, sir?" "Uhh, my joint was sick so I had to walk it."
I can't think of an excuse for looking stoned that will fool my mom because she grew up in the 60s smoked more weed then than i'll ever see in my life. (And sadly, she isn't cool with weed now because she's completely sober). Also my eyes have a habit of being VEERRRYYY red when i'm stoned (not just kinda stoner red). Probably cause I wear contacts.
lol i remember yesterday i was really blazed my sister asked why my eyes are red i said cuz im black haha.
