the secret however to getting your way is to not tell lies at all no, really, you can get much further with people by telling select truths than by telling lies. when you tell teh truth, there is no way you cant believe its true as well. but in this case of eyes it doesnt work and the best way to excuse your eyes is actually not to have an escuse at all. i mean, how many non-smokers even consider the redness of their eyes unless theyre blatantly more red than white? i remember i didnt. you gotta be as out of the blue as your parents. 'why are your eyes red' 'they are? *look in mirror* hmm maybe it was the dust from under my bed, i was tryin to get somethin and i had to crawl right under' that sorta thing. its the only time its worked with my mum, she can pick when im stoned really well.
my eyes dont get red in the winter, only summer.. which has made summer a bitch cause of allergies which makes them ever more red then normal.. but winter i come home stoned as hell and no one knows the difference
I know that in most cases with most people in most familys with most parents its better to tell your parents a lot because they will trust you more, but i have found with my parents that is not the case. because i told my mom that my friends stayed out unitl 5 am and came home and my friends mom didnt mind, she makes it extremely hard for me to sleep over there now. because i tell her that i was somewhere and the parents werent home, she takes away more of my privaliges and makes me tell her exactly where i will be throughout the night. I have come to realize if i tell my mom less, i will have more freedom. I may come to change this conclusion later on in life, but for now... I need to stop telling her everything abotu my life.... Does anyone disagree because i would love to hear anohter point to this argument because i dont know exactly what to do to have a little more freedom and this is the only conclusion i have come to so far.
there's pronounce and then there's annunciate.. i think you whipped up your own little word good job, it's beautiful
Thats almost exactly the way my mom is. If I told her where I actually was going most of the time she wouldn't let me go, so I just tell her I'm sleeping over at someone's house or sometimes I tell her I'm working. I want to tell her whereI actually am but I can't. She's trying to keep me out of trouble but all I'm doing now is lying to her before I go out. And it's not like I'm doing anything wrong while I'm out,it's just she wouldn't "approve" of the things I'm doing.
mmmm i was at this party on friday and one of the parents there came up and asked me to play the piano as a birthday treat... i had smoked 3 joints and 3 cones of REAALLY good weed and basically i was stuffed. yeah so i had to think of an excuse as to why i couldnt play the piano and i couldnt say im stoned coz that would be rude... so i couldnt think of an excuse and went and played the piano. very difficult but felt rewarding once had finished.
Of course, you can try saying "Im going to go smoke weed" when your parents ask you where your going. Telling the truth can be the perfect lie, they just wont believe you. The bonus is, if they catch you doing it, you can just say "I told you so".
haha. i'm making up words and i get my english GCSE results in three weeks i wasn't even stoned when i posted that. hahahaha
Hahah, one of my buddies did and still does that. But anymore, he says it just to tell the truth or piss off his mom. "Hey, mom.. me and the band are gonna go get totally stooooooooned in Mike's car." "Damnit, Bradley." I hear he got his mom to smoke with him once, when she was drunk.
But mom... Dad does it, so does my brother.... and my uncle, and your brother, and your other brother, and my cousin.....
my mum would kill me if i even hinted about smoking weed, or even cigarettes or alcohol. i cant wait till im all moved out and settled down, and hopefully MJ is legal =) but for now, since my family's from india and are relatively very conservative, im forced to lie.
I do have contacts, and most of the time my eyes are red regardless of whether I actually smoked or not. So thats my excuse, its great unless I try to use it and I have glasses on... so far I haven't made that mistake.
This is a good thread... so bump As for me, I was toking at my friends house in his room. We had all our shit out on the table and his folks walked in unexpectingly. We were extremely fucking stoned and they asked us what we were doing. He said nothing then they asked "then what is all that on the table for?" And he said "it's a mirage." I swear to god it was the funniest thing ever. Anyway, we didn't get in all that much trouble because both his parents smoke too. His mom was really disappointed in him and his stepdad threatened to kick his ass next time he gets in trouble.
i was working at a ski resort last winter and on my break i went to the parking lot and smoked a joint. when i got back to the rental shop everyone could smell it on me. so when the manager asked me what i did on break i told her i went and took a crap and that was the end of the qusetions.
the other day my mom asked me why do i get high? i told her its because i can. and all she said was "just remember, its not the 70s anymore. they (cops) don't just slap your hand any more." i told her i know but its not going to stop me.
i usually get pissed when somone at my house says somthin about me smoking because they all know i smoke but i say i quit -to my dad so when i come home stoned and im playin halo and im like owned bitch and my brothers like what ever pot smoker guy im like "fuck you" and if some one asks why my eyes are red im like "NO" and they are like no what and then i bust out laughing and roll on the ground
Ahahahahahaha. That's the best response ever! Nobody has ever really noticed my red eyes (not even myself, I don't think they get red that much) and nobody can tell when I'm high or not really. I'm around my mum high all the time, my friends are too. She hasn't noticed. I hope.
The only time I got called on about my red eyes was in the learning center in my school. The learning center is right by the cafeteria so I ussualy eat my lunch and then lay around the learning center. Well that day I called myself out and said I needed to head on over to a dentist appointment and i came back about an hour later and by then it was my lunch time (what a coincidence eh?) but i didnt eat at all jus' got a sip of cool cool water, and went to sit down by a couple of buddies. My biology teacher came by and came over to me to talk to me about where I was during his hour, I said dentist app blah blah blah uk this and that, and then he just smiles and says oh yeah well then howcome your eyes are so red? and there was nothing I could really do so I jus smiled and then he's like well dont miss out on more class. It was quite nice he saw things in my perspective, but then again I think the only reason he let me off is cuz im the only student that really converses with him (he's a bit odd but i dig it)
