State Your Unpopular Opinions

Sarah, you aren't fat. Just slightly over-weight.


We're not talking about you, we're talking about hambeasts. More specifically, hambeasts who think they're sexy as fuck for being 300 pounds because they have big boobs.

 

Fine, Im slightly over-weight and a sexy ass mofo

I know a 400 pound chick who thinks she is hot as fuck. Apparently her confidence is good for something, she still gets laid

 

Eww.


I'll never understand how that can happen. Does she at least have a nice personality, aside from her confidence?

 

She's a fat bitch

Lol

 

And yet she is more sexually active than I am.


Well, fuck it.

 

You're confused brah, you meant to post forever alone

 

No, I meant to post Farnsworth.jpg because I've lost faith in humanity.

 

onions are disgusting and we should have an army on this planet to go around and pull them out of the ground until they are extinct

 

You forgot 3.14

 

This opinion is very popular with me

But I would add, only for cultivated onions...

 

Being fat is a disease, and like many other diseases, it is often self-inflicted. Someone who gets sick all the time and someone who needs a constant supply of calories to perform ordinary tasks both have a lot of work to do to reverse the damage they have done to their bodies, but it's actually a pretty fair scenario. Been there on both counts, and it was definitely my fault.

 

newborn babies look like aliens.

No, they don't have your nose.

No, they don't have his chin.

They are aliens until at least a month old

 

all women are crazy

 

I was talking to an Irish bank teller yesterday, who seemed like a pretty cool guy. He was talking about the differences in people from Ireland and America, when he said in a heavy Irish accent, "Ya know all women are bat shit nuts, doesn't matter where they're from. It's the one that hides it from ya the longest that bags ya with a ring. And then buddy, you're fucked."

 

The Chinese can’t drive and this from the 1980 classic comedy Airplane

"Would you like something to read?" asks the stewardess.
"Do you have anything light?"
"How about this leaflet, 'Famous Jewish Sports Legends?'"


Hotwater

 

It is my opinion that the new mercury vapour lights are a set up to flood the earth with toxic mercury which increases the effectiveness of HAARP in making us controllable and stupid. If you drop one of these and break them you have to leave the house for about 2 days!!! Mercury I believe is the most toxic substance on earth. There are no warnings on the box???? This pisses me off like you would not believe. How much mercury are they pumping into the atmosphere.....WHY???? I would love to make the government eat them..one by one

 

Come on what’s a little exposure to mercury compared to the benefit of
energy efficient light bulbs :hide:

Hotwater

 

There's actually very little traces of mercury in those bulbs. I was a maintenance tech in a large printing/packaging plant for 4 years, and was in charge of cleanup when any of those bulbs broke. I had a mercury cleanup kit, and never found any residue at all.

When my parents were kids they played with mercury like I did with play dough. It's not as harmful as you think....unless maybe you're eating it. Absolutely nowhere near "the most toxic substance on Earth

 

I hate CFLs but not because of the mercury. I worked for a company that installed energy efficient things in homes and I still think that the light they give off is awful and it gives me migraines.

I still use them because I feel guilty otherwise, but I hate them nonetheless.

 

So did my parents... of course they both now have had multiple kinds of cancer but...