Spending 10 years in a basement

well, I'd have to decide between sex and no sex

sex version

I take 18yo for 18 points.
tv for 7 points
mayo doctor for 3 points
and a skylight for 2 points
thats 30 points

no sex version

workshop for 6 points
library with all books for 4 points
unlimited drugs for 5
all movies and tv shows for 4
tv for 7 points
doctor for 2 points
and a skylight for 2 points
thats 30 points

yeah, I'd probably go for no sex version. So much other shit.

 

this list really needs an average looking 30 year old to have sex with for 8 points or something.

fuck it, just give me barry bonds and the gun.

 

Hot babe 18
Full kitchen 24
Garden 26 (I'm assuming this comes with pot plants)
Music 30

Drugs or library and pool table to being it to 35.

I bet there would be plenty of people who would do this for free

 

Hmm.

Being locked up with unlimited drugs, willing attractive female accompaniment, etc, sounds great.

But I wouldn't make any compromises on ten years of my life.

So, I'd have a blast if I could opt-out at any time, in which case I'd take 40 points, but I wouldn't do it if I had to follow all the way through.

 

I think my nephew lived 10 years in my older sisters basement.

 

unlimited fast food
skylight
18 year old
surround sound system
library
all booze, drugs, and tobacco
cell phone

Fuckin a beeeyotch.

 

skylights -28
full kitchen -22
kitten -16
library -12
workshop -6
garden -4
hygiene and Jacuzzi -1
pool table 0

 

The computer and internet 22 points
The kitchen 6 points
Skylight 2 points

Some people live like this anyway, only walking outside to go to the car for work and groceries.

 

Hoping not to need a doctor for ten years?

 

That's what the drugs are for silly

 

they'll probably need a doctor in 10 years and one week when they go out and are suddenly exposed to all the diseases their immune system has been hiding from for the past 10 years.

 

so you can shoot your bitch three times for fucking barry bonds

 

Sunlight and healthy foods.

 

My thoughts exactly. I lived in my parents basement (in a nicely finished basement with my own design for my room) while I finished high school and University..........I do not plan to live in a basement again.

 

plus you can get porno

 

I'll sacrifice sunlight for real pussy.


Because good pussy will shed light on the darkest of days

 

What,no guitar?

Deal's off!

 

by definition a basement could not have a skylight

 

Badass Computer - 6
Gourmet Food - 9
The Drugs - 5
T.V. - 7
Hygeine - 3

30 total

Dank ass food, all sorts of substances to experience, your daily entertainment, keep clean, and be able to post on hip forums all day long!!! ... then earn ten million dollars. Win!!

 

I missed sex, might have to split the 10, remove tv, and add the sexins