sooty needs followers

sooty needs followers?
*raises hand*

 

thank god

i dont think my eyes could handle your pics. id have to gouge them out with hot pokers and even then id still never feel clean again

 

excellent

you will soon receive your uniform in the mail

 

Oooh like henchman uniforms? Can I get a blue one? And like a beret?

 

Sooty is hot, l want her, l like her heaps,,, would a Bedlam nurse make the grade...

 

yeah of course! you can have a blue one, and ive got arm bands and berets and hats too if you want that instead. you will also get a whip and a pistol of some sort. im still working out the details

 

the sooty resistance could use a nurse.... but based on the fact that bedlam told sooty herself that she did not like her, it seems as if she is lieing and just trying to scam a uniform

 

bedlam was a foolish one... she farked up and was judgemental.. she loves Sooty..

 

whe wants to eat my pusyc

 

I see.. Well, a hat will not be necessary. Whip and pistol sound good, but what of grenades or some other nature of explosives? I've always liked such things.

 

i wnt k.opxmic blieeure

 

No. :$

 

shes cys

 

I'm afraid I don't follow..

 

me neither

 

based on this new information bedlam has been accepted and will also receive her uniform. would you like blue or green and hat or beret?

 

Everyone can just have a blue uniform and a beret? I was not aware.. In that case I wish for a lime green jumpsuit and a sombrero.

 

yesh yesh we will have all of that.. but its best not to talk about that here... the enemy could be watching. i will discuss weapons and ammunition with all of you when we have our secret get togethers which the date is yet to be advised

 

negative, if you wear that you will be gunned down easily by the enemy and if not then i will gun you down myself

you must be identifiable as the sooty resistance

 

psshhh