Soon to be drug tested

I'm not worried one bit. I'm just providing information on how I beat the test. Theres posts about "OH NO I HAVE A DRUG TEST" all the time, hopefully this will help somone out.

 

Start drinking water about 3-4 hours before your test, then about an hour before you leave for the test, do a double shot of vinegar and keep drinking water. Works every time. And another thing, most toxins are expelled through your urine at the beginning and end of your piss stream, so always go in the toilet first, stop mid-stream, piss only enough to get the temp going on the cup (about 1/4 of the cup filled), then finish in the toilet. I did 3 years probation and never quit smoking and I always passed my U.A.'s. The drinks and additives can show that you tampered with the sample. Or you can always quit until you get the job.

 

Thanks for the pointers, I should be taking this test FINALLY at the end of this week.


I'm going with the PreCleanse Detox pills every day for 7-10 days before the test and drinking the ReadyClean Detox drink an hour or so before the test. I've also have not smoked for a week+ by the time I get tested.


I'm a small guy with a fast matabolism (sp?) and I work out a lot, so I'm really not too worried.

This thread once again, isn't asking for your help, it's to inform those which are seeking help on the topic.

 

Alright, so I got the JOB! ASSUMING I PASS THE DRUG TEST... which will be today or tomorrow..

Let's see if all this actually works eh?

 

to pass a drug test: diuretics. buy a bunch. usually its best to take them the day before...or whenever u have a lot of free time to piss like mad. ur gonna wanna keep drinking lots of water cause u'll be going pee like ur grandpa. keep that up the day before and take a little bit before u head off to the test place. when peeing, dont collect pee right when u start pissing or right at the end, cause thats when the toxins are most strong in ur urine. ur gonna wanna pace it out to right in the middle. and if all this fails, well u didnt need that job at publix anyways.

something i've had on my aim profile forever.


oh and when u come out, slap that container on the counter and say "first rounds on me, ladies" it's hillarious

 

LOL!

Well, too late for that cuz I already took the test. I should find out today or tomorrow if I cleared it. I sure fuckin hope I did..

And this isn't really a joe shmoe job, it's working in a big corperation.

 

yeah i figured but thats what it says in my profile...

 

Alright, SO I got the job! Highest paying job in my field, in my life!

But that also means I fooled the drug test.

SO... there you go.. point proven.


[edit]

So I got home today and rolled a big fat nugget joint. Another victory!


Cheers! This smoke's for you!

 

hey congrats, out of curiosity, what was the price for the pills and drink?

 

$30 for the drink (ouch, I know, but worth it)
Pills are $1.50 for 6 pills... which is one days worth, one dose.