Somewhere out there right now...

Somewhere out there right now, someone is posting ignorant, arrogant and unjustified insults in a chat room, and refusing to justify their statements when challenged by saying "I'm done with this conversation"

 

somewhere out there right now, someone is getting pulled over by a cop, who then finds their weed and just takes it, letting them go, but stealing their stash

 

somewhere out there right now, a feral kitten is investigating the open door of a cop car. he jump up on the drivers seat. onto the dashboard and back down. hitting the siren switch by accident on the way back down. which freaks him out and off he scoots.

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is telling a very bad joke

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is politely listening to that joke.

 

Somewhere out there right now,an ice cube is floating in it's own blood!

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is having a bowl of raisin bran cereal.

 

somewhere out there right now, somebody's sauce has split

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone just tried out a home-made catapult and is REALLY chuffed with it!
[hit all three tins,at a stepped-out 125 yards...YAAY...erm..whoever it was]

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody always makes me smile

 

Somewhere out there right now,BeachBum is smiling in her sleep......

 

somewhere out there right now puggybear is imagining drawing smiley faces on beachbums bum.

 

And somewhere out there right now,BBAD is smirking coz he knows he's right.

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is having their imagination reprogrammed

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is planting Chrysanthemums in a cemetery.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is laughing at a predictive 'auto correct'

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is reading the forum games threads and thinking "?????"

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is munching their way through a bowl of Jaffa Cakes - ME!

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is enjoying a large G&T

Much nicer than Jaffa Cakes.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is shivering.