Somewhere out there right now...

Somewhere out there right now,someone is hoping to get him out of that dress!

 

Somewhere out there, someone just heard from a friend and smiled.

 

Somewhere out there,someone just caught sight of himself in a mirror and went "Oh,fer FUCKSAKE!" at the state of himself.

[coz 'someone' deffo needs a haircut and his beard trimmed]

 

Somewhere out there right now someone gave up on haircuts and beard trimming a long time ago.

 

somewhere out their right now, someone almost fell asleep at the wheel

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is sensibly pulling over for a rest stop

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone trying to untie a knot.

 

(1)...Somewhere Out There Right Now A Very Cute Young

Man Is Filing For A Quick Divorce After Realising His Mistake...



(2)...Somewhere Out There Right Now A Dready Headed

Middle Aged Man Has Sent Him A One Way Airline Ticket To Australia With The

Promise Of A Better Life....



Cheers Glen.

 

Hmmm-somewhere out there things may be looking up for our Glen!. . . . .

 

Somewhere Out There Right Now I Very Irate Man Is Fine Tuning

His Old Anti-Aircraft Gun, Because There Is A Twenty Something Smart

Ass Trainee Pilot Doing Repeated Low Level Flights Over His House In

A Twin Engined Private Jet Which Is Loud Enough To

Rattle His Dentures....



Cheers Glen.

 

Ohhhh dear.


Somewhere out there right at this very moment,some barefoot old fart is proving he's lost his youth.......sigh.

 

Somewhere out there, a family was robbed at a gas station.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone just tripped over the cat...again.

 

Somewhere out there, somebody is helping to rescue someone.

 

Somewhere out there, somebody is wondering where the other sock is.

 

Somewhere out there, someone is watching a movie, trying to fall asleep.

 

Somewhere out there right now, a cat with a sock on its tail is hiding where nobody will trip over it

 

Somewhere out there right now a girl is crying in the rain

 

somewhere out there right now someone is handing her a tissue an tellin' her not ta worry, that everything will be alright

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is helpfully opening an umbrella to hold over the tissue so it doesn't disintegrate in the rain before it can be of any use to her