Somewhere out there right now...

Somewhere out there right now someone is wrapping a gift for someone special...

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is resigning to the fact that they won't be receiving any gifts this year.

 

Somewhere out there right now there's a women that's saying--"damn,I'd sure like to get that scratcho guy in bed".

 

somewhere out there right now someone is wrapping a gift for someone who never gets any

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone can't decide which dress to wear to the party

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone's thinking of removing that dress

 

Somewhere out there right now someone just farted and it wasn't me...

 

somewhere out there right now someones just got great news

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is running up a huge electricity bill with their Christmas illuminations

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is completely fucked and I'm just glad it's not me.

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is making chicken stock

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is playing hip forums games while their at work...

 

Somewhere out there right now, a little girl is crying because she's just wet her knickers

 

somewhere out there right now a mother is sad cos she cant afford to buy her children presents for christmas

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody hads just finished plaiting her horse's mane and forelock

 

Somewhere out there right now,somebody is saying "Sorry mate,I didn't see you".

 

somewhere out there right now someone is looking for change to use a public toilet

 

Somewhere out there right now someone couldn't find any,so it's going to have to be the skips behind Tesco's again.

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is giggling uncontrollably

 

somewhere out there right now someone just pulled off a really good hoist