sometimes when im really hungry

You'd give them up to me for free.

 

I'd rather think of food and real food be empty, going hungry and having better fantasies of food..........the sex rarely gets better doing that but things clear up, if I don't get arrested or pink slipped.

 

i think i rather kill you and then molest your corpse

 

I don't have a vagina, you're confused.

 

how do you think she's gonna kill you?

vaginoplasty is a VERY violent surgery.

 

a vulva isnt required, jackass

 

I know you like to pretend, but I'm actually capable of cock slapping a hoe. Watch your step.

 

How very odd.

 

its awfully hard to cock slap anyone with it severed off

 

You want it too bad to ever hurt it, but really think about it ... how hard would it be to slap you with a dildo ... or a severed cock?

 

dildos...im sure you have an abundance of those. and i would imagine that it would be difficult for you to slap me even with a severed dick because youd be too busy sucking on it waiting for your creamy soldiers to come out and give your taste buds a kiss

 

You spend too much time thinking about my sex life.

All that is true btw.

 

i win

 

Of course you do, my sex life is quite titillating. Imagining the magic I create is pretty much the most exciting way you could spend your time. Congratulations, I'll pay you a visit in your dreams to deliver your prize.

 

i dont want herpes. thanks, but no thanks

 

You can't contract herpes through dreams, or from a disease free individual.

 

if freddie kreuger can slash your ass up in your dreams, im sure you can get herpes

 

and what the hell happened to my thread?

 

You got into a pissing contest with your huge black penis vs. my large white penis.

 

im cranky. goodnight. enjoy your penis breath