Something weird about you.

i find cats and infants to be EXCELLENTLY witty and insightful. genius, even.

 

Me too

 

I can remember all my friends & aquaintences phone numbers but not their names.....

 

I use to use gum to make myself a beard and long nails...no joke..

I like to talk like a robot at times...

 

I'm friends with Boogabaah?

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Ftw!

 

I love to dig holes

 

FREAK!

 

at least he gets them outta the way at the same time.

i use my RIGHT thumb to hit the spacebar, oh wait that's not weird that's probably the norm and therefore why that one person hitting it with the LEFT is weird..bleh

i see the appeal in kid rock (not really but that WOULD be weird)

almost all of my bodily injuries happen on the right side of my body; staples in head, scar on eyebrow, 23 stiches in chest, nipple scar, liver scar, broken hand, broken toe, wart on foot...all on the right side.

nice thread!

 

I just came back from a quick walk around a rainy downtown, and I had an epiphany.

I think I *may* understand why it feels like you've been violated when somebody touches your armpit - and it goes back to my own childhood.

Do you remember that feeling when someone would pick you up by your armpits?? Like, when you were plucked up from whatever you were doing, escorted away, removed from a situation that you could not get back to, and carried away by your armpits?? It made me feel helpless, childish and restrained.

I hated that feeling.

 

LOL. My mother gave us kids a bunch of garbage bags one summer when we asked rather carelessly without question (we always made weird requests for things I guess?!) and we were all convinced that we could use them to parachute from the roof, the deck, and off the utility shed. Bahahaha. We were so wrong in our little science experiment.

 

When I was a kid, I used to think that Ninja Turtles were real too - and we used to fish for them in the sewer grates with our skipping ropes and try and catch things by tying our ropes to the rain sewers.

I lost so many skipping ropes one summer, that my dad lifted the solid iron grate, went down and fished out a whole bunch of skipping ropes that were down there, some for a couple weeks, and some for a couple years.

I thought my dad was the strongest man in the world after that.

 

I give my cars and my bikes names. I named my cars Walter and Stella.

 

i can shoot saliva directly from the gland out of my mouth

 

im am terrified of gum. i cant see it (pictures dont count, it has to be real) smell it, or hear it, it freaks me out, its disgusting.

 

That's one of my favorites.

 

If I eat too much of anything other than bland foods I have all kinds of emotional problems including anxiety, mania and extreme horniness. So for example, if I binge on chocolate and mexican food for days its really hard for me not to binge even more spend lots of money and I have a crazy urge to hire prostitutes, however I don't give in to that particular urge.

Its actually a real thing called amine and salicyate intolerance and I am currently being desensitized to some foods so that I can eat them without the side effects.

 

of wierd things?

 

Whenever I see a camera I have to fight an urge not to flip it/the person taking the picture/video off.

 

judging by your sig pic, i think you're getting by just fine.

something weird.. i can taste a huge difference between iodized and sea salt.