someone explain this shit to me

There was just a thread about this. I would explain it to you, but you probebly will not understand it.

 

hey if i had a hermit crab and it died i would prolly be really sad too

 

I thought it was when alterna-rock, mod, indie, metro, and gay all come together at the same time...

 

Yeah, but that's another way to tell where a kid associates him/herself:

When someone's hermit crab dies-
"Normal People"-Feel really sad, take a breather, and buy a new one
"Goth" kids-Buy a Ouija board and a bunch of candles, then hold a seyance in order to ressurect said hermit crab.
Punk kids- Get angry and blame the authorities.
Hippies- Smoke a joint and have a "celebration" of the crab's life
Rich girls- Scream a lot, throw a hissy, and get a puppy to tote around in an oversized bag
Emo kids- Cry and cut themselves, while writing poems about the assumed suicide of their little friend.

 

This one made me larf

 

ahahhahahahahahahhahah

this is why I love you

I wouldn't tell anyone else either

you could probably make money off that shit

 

Ha ha!! thats funny

 

haha i fucken love you

 

I hate the emo haircut

http://www.bofunk.com/video/2595/emo_haircuts.html

 

I was soooooooo stoned when I wrote that.

 

Well, at least they are helping thier eyes. crying is good for the eyes.

 

People who cry a lot smell funny...I guess from the salt and stuff being left behind when the tears dry.

 

Do you by any chance own any whips and chains, kinky? Just askin'.

 

alright gotcha :H

i'd prolly be a hippie, then goth, then punk, and finally a normal person about it
i think i might buy a hermit crab now

 

i dont think i would be too bummed if i had a pet hremit crab & it died. i would probably just go & smoke a joint

 

Its a douchey subculture, true, but not any worse than hippies.

 

In other words, you wouldn't let it interrupt your normal routine.

 

'emo is one step below transvestite'
one of my favourite songs

 

haha is that "im an emo kid" song? that shit was soooo goddamn funny

its true though because emo chicks look like dudes & the dudes look like chicks

 

hah fuck no i wouldnt!

i wouldnt expect a hermit crab to live that long anyways