So who else...

I hope it's smoked Gouda cheese.

 

Absorbed rectally.

 

I'm all right for now. My focus is elsewhere at the moment. There will be copious amounts from September and onward, though.

 

I kinda rather watch porn, to be honest. Them blondes be so pretty.

 

i won`t mind it but i don`t really care if i do or don`t. i can always get laid if i want to anyway

 

I'm in a weird mood right now, the thought of sex makes me want to puke.

 

I think it's because I just had burger and chips, I feel full and bloated. I don't like having sex straight after eating.

 

haha. it's been way too long, I don't even think about getting laid anymore. I know I've said this a million times before, but I don't care much for casual sex, at all. Hence, why I haven't had sex in so long.... Yeah.

 

No I have a fresh cup of coffee. And besides it's only been an hour.

 

That easily, huh?

Weird moods, puke, bloated, eating... YOU'RE PREGNANT!

 

Now I just need to track down the cheeky bugger who knocked me up!

 

:leaving:

 

probably her:

what the fuck? why?

 

I just want to start reproducing.

 

OK, if you insist.

I'm not paying child support though.

 

but when my baby geniuses are on Oprah, you get no rights, nor credit, and America will hate you.

 

That's o.k. I'll milk them for their money later in life.

 

Guilt from the nursing home! :cheers2:

 

Same here. I could just call over a fuck buddy if I need to, but I'm in kinda a weird place right now. I want more than a fuck buddy but less than a full on relationship. I'm finding out that that doesn't exist. It seems with most girls it's either one or the other.

 

Yeah, what the hell is inbetween fuck buddy and relationship?