Happy fucking birthday Kinky! We need to throw a hippie party for you. I already can't feel my toes! I wanna get ya drunk!
Haha, well I have to wait "48 to 72 hours" before I touch any alcohol due to the gigantic gaping hole in my mouth. Yay the evil tooth is gone!
Well, I may not be able to drink for awhile, but my dentist gave me a fantastic prescription for Vicodin. Well, hydrocodone is what I got (yay generics!), but I feel way more happy on this stuff than alcohol.
Happy birthday to me? Happy birthday to you, bitch, you were born before me, so yours comes first. Teehee. Ahhh...the tooth may be gone, but the jaw is healing and telling me all about it. Lucky for me I have some great pain medication.
Don'tcallmeabitch,bitch.Bytheway,ifyouwerewondering,Iamnowofficiallytoofuckinglazytohitthespacebarbetweenwords.